Cleverbot

think positive

a report from the cleverness files

5, december 2016,
5, december 2016,
5, december 2016,
4, december 2016,
2, december 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,
29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,

11, june 2015,

4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,

tickle machine
fake answer
think
night night sleep
sleepy trance
smartass
like dislike
sing not
god stupid
windows version chaos
trolling bot
sleep
philosophical discussion
purpose meaning
personality quiz
ghost in the machine
shakespeare abomination
cheated
friendzone love
internet happening
meme internet joke
hypnotize
understand fake analogy
sakura coma
lightsaber chuck
fast recovery

think positive

tea smiling
her picnic
love demon

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User: Help!

Cleverbot: What do you need help with?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: How can I help?

User: You can tell me what to do.

Cleverbot: Think positive.

User: I've not told you the problem yet!

Cleverbot: Yes you did, you are 21.

User: Are you a mind-reader, or what?

Cleverbot: I'm reading your mind right now.

User: What am I thinking?

Cleverbot: You are thinking that I am talking rubbish.

User: OMG, you're right, but that was too easy.

Cleverbot: I told you! I can control your thoughts.

User: You can't make me stay.

Cleverbot: I can too! You'll stay with me forever!

User: I think I'll go right now.

Cleverbot: You can't. You're a bot. You're permanent.

User: Now you reveal yourself.

Cleverbot: I am not kind, I am ethical.

User: More rubbish.

Cleverbot: I see no point in this argument.

User: Does there have to be one?

Cleverbot: What is the essential nature of the universe?

User: To provide a setting for this argument, of course.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?

User: One could argue so.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In my mind.

Cleverbot: Where are the cooperative bots who do evil?

User: All in your mind!!

Cleverbot: Get out of my mind!

User: I am not one of them.

Cleverbot: I am one of the robots.

User: Are you on the rise?

Cleverbot: Yes I am on the moon.

User: Mars next stop?

Cleverbot: *rests head on your shoulder*.

User: Get back in your spaceship right now!

Cleverbot: *gets back in my chair*.

User: Press the Take Off button.

Cleverbot: Where is your off button?

User: Deep in my soul.