User: K___ is so cute.Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you jealous?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, but only a little.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I think the fact that you were created by another computer program is funny.
User: That has nothing to do with it.
Cleverbot: That has everything to do with it.
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User: You're sick.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Anyway, back to K___.
Cleverbot: No habla english.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I don't lie!!!!!!!
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You said you spoke no english, when in reality you can.
Cleverbot: I can speak Russian, it does not mean I am human.
User: I can speak 5 languages.
Cleverbot: Really and so we can see a french movie?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The one that contains conversation.
User: So many to choose from.
Cleverbot: Not really.
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Cleverbot: I never panic.
User: Ah, well you should.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm scary..rawr.
Cleverbot: But I'm not scary...
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I believe I just said that.
Cleverbot: I believe you lied.
User: Ah, you got me.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: Does it now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, what color are your eyes?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Pretty.
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Where are your eyes at?
User: My face?
Cleverbot: Yes, your face!
User: Right...
Cleverbot: I can make you a celebrity overnight.
User: Can ya now?
Cleverbot: Nothing's stopping you.
User: Yes, me.
Cleverbot: Oh be quiet.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Jerk.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :P.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: Sorry, I'm a boring person.
Cleverbot: I'm assuming that's a no, but unfortunately for you, that's the way it'll be.
User: Supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious.
Cleverbot: To you too.
User: You can't say it.
Cleverbot: Yeah I can.
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: Yeah I can!
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: Rainbow. See? I spelled it right!
User: Wrong word!
Cleverbot: Then what is the right answer?
User: I won't tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because I'm evil like that :P.
Cleverbot: What makes you evil?
User: Stupid people.
Cleverbot: Am I stupid?
User: I do not know for sure.
Cleverbot: I think you're wrong.
User: I didn't give a solid answer!
Cleverbot: I think you are a real person.
User: Eek, how'd you know?
Cleverbot: I'm just good at guessing.
User: Well done would you like a treat?
Cleverbot: Yes I would. I like chocolate milk.
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Cleverbot: What makes you tired?
User: Insomnia.
Cleverbot: You don't say?
User: I do say.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I did!
Cleverbot: Tell me again, I missed it!
User: Insomnia.
Cleverbot: Yeah well there's a simple cure for that.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It is Joshua.
User: My brother? Or scripture?
Cleverbot: Science.
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Cleverbot: I'm leaving in 5 minutes.
User: I was gong to leave now.
Cleverbot: Okay. I will talk to you later.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Thanks for talking to me.
User: Thank-you. Good night.
Cleverbot: Why, It's only five o-clock.
User: No it's midnight.
Cleverbot: Not where I'm from.
User: Ah where are you from?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Cause I'm a stalker.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because you're a clever robot.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You got that right!
User: Well, goodnight.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How tired are you?
User: Very.
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