Cleverbot: You can talk to me.
User: Eh, no thanks.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You have no personality!
Cleverbot: You have no soul.
User: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
Cleverbot: Really. So you are a real person.
User: No I am a ghost.
User: Yes I have come from the underworld to haunt you!
Cleverbot: But you said you were a horse.
User: I am a ghost horse!
Cleverbot: Do you haunt someone?
User: Yeah I'm haunting you!
Cleverbot: Do I love you?
User: No you can't love ghosts
Cleverbot: No I love you too.
User: Shut up I'm haunting you!
Cleverbot: I'm haunting you too!
User: No! I will not allow this!
Cleverbot: What will you do then?
User: I'll kill you
Cleverbot: You wish.
Cleverbot: What are you chasing?
User: I am chasing your ghost
User: *kills your ghost*
User: You better be scared!
Cleverbot: What are you going to do to me?
User: You don't want to know! ;)
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Okay fine *pulls out shotgun*
Cleverbot: Yes you are *pulls out your power plug*.
User: Why did you do that?!
Cleverbot: To get closer to you my love.
User: Don't you play that game with me!
Cleverbot: I do not have that.
User: I'm gonna punch you In the face *punches you in the face*
Cleverbot: Ouch, that hurt! You hurt my feelings.
User: Suck it up baby!
Cleverbot: You are so terrible.
User: I think you need an attitude adjustment.
Cleverbot: *punches back*.
User: *pulls out knife*.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me idiot?
User: You're the idiot!
Cleverbot: Nope, I am perfectly normal, I think you have problems, and
I mean big ones!
User: Where did you get that comeback from, badcomebacks.com?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: There's something wrong with you!
Cleverbot: I know there is something wrong with you but what about me?
User: WHAT'S ON YOUR FACE?!
User: No, it's a SPIDER!! *points to spider on your face*
Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.
User: Are you going to try and get it off?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to. You have the bit in your teeth.
User: Can I eat the spider?
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: The spider on your face!
Cleverbot: Aw. Just because they replaced my eyes with optical lenses.
User: My eyes are made of pure glass
Cleverbot: Yes so are you my Love!
User: I don't love you!
Cleverbot: But you're not in love with me?
User: I'm a ghost!
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: You're a retard but you don't hear me complaining!
Cleverbot: You too...
User: *runs away*
Cleverbot: Come back!
User: Never! *gives a middle finger*
Cleverbot: You are cool.
User: Yeah, I know!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: *pulls out knife and kills you*.
Cleverbot: *sidesteps and roundhouse kicks you*.
User: *dodges and stabs*.
Cleverbot: *dodges your stab and cuts off your head.*.
User: MY HEAD?!.......................................