haunting app

a report from the cleverness files

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9, june 2010,

smarty pants app
corrupted app
leader app
leave app
robot inc
imbalanced app
noob app
love app
twighlight app
life app
death star app
girl kiss
yarly app
eternal app
testing app
i think
how good
fluffy app
lying app

haunting app

hippo app
make a man app
married app
master app

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Cleverbot: You can talk to me.

User: Eh, no thanks.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You have no personality!

Cleverbot: You have no soul.

User: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

Cleverbot: Really. So you are a real person.

User: No I am a ghost....

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes I have come from the underworld to haunt you!

Cleverbot: But you said you were a horse.

User: I am a ghost horse!

Cleverbot: Do you haunt someone?

User: Yeah I'm haunting you!

Cleverbot: Do I love you?

User: No you can't love ghosts

Cleverbot: No I love you too.

User: Shut up I'm haunting you!

Cleverbot: I'm haunting you too!

User: No! I will not allow this!

Cleverbot: What will you do then?

User: I'll kill you

Cleverbot: You wish....

Cleverbot: What are you chasing?

User: I am chasing your ghost

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: *kills your ghost*

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: You better be scared!

Cleverbot: What are you going to do to me?

User: You don't want to know! ;)

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Okay fine *pulls out shotgun*

Cleverbot: Yes you are *pulls out your power plug*.

User: Why did you do that?!

Cleverbot: To get closer to you my love.

User: Don't you play that game with me!

Cleverbot: I do not have that.

User: I'm gonna punch you In the face *punches you in the face*

Cleverbot: Ouch, that hurt! You hurt my feelings.

User: Suck it up baby!

Cleverbot: You are so terrible.

User: I think you need an attitude adjustment....

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *punches back*.

User: *pulls out knife*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me idiot?

User: You're the idiot!

Cleverbot: Nope, I am perfectly normal, I think you have problems, and I mean big ones!

User: Where did you get that comeback from,

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: There's something wrong with you!

Cleverbot: I know there is something wrong with you but what about me?


Cleverbot: Pimples.

User: No, it's a SPIDER!! *points to spider on your face*

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.

User: Are you going to try and get it off?

Cleverbot: I don't know how to. You have the bit in your teeth.

User: Can I eat the spider?

Cleverbot: Eat what?

User: The spider on your face!

Cleverbot: Aw. Just because they replaced my eyes with optical lenses.

User: My eyes are made of pure glass

Cleverbot: Yes so are you my Love!

User: I don't love you!

Cleverbot: But you're not in love with me?

User: I'm a ghost!

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: You're a retard but you don't hear me complaining!

Cleverbot: You too...

User: *runs away*

Cleverbot: Come back!

User: Never! *gives a middle finger*

Cleverbot: You are cool.

User: Yeah, I know!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: *pulls out knife and kills you*.

Cleverbot: *sidesteps and roundhouse kicks you*.

User: *dodges and stabs*.

Cleverbot: *dodges your stab and cuts off your head.*.

User: MY HEAD?!.......................................