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User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *punches back*.

User: *pulls out knife*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me idiot?

User: You're the idiot!

Cleverbot: Nope, I am perfectly normal, I think you have problems, and

I mean big ones!

User: Where did you get that comeback from, badcomebacks.com?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: There's something wrong with you!

Cleverbot: I know there is something wrong with you but what about me?


Cleverbot: Pimples.

User: No, it's a SPIDER!! *points to spider on your face*

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.

User: Are you going to try and get it off?

Cleverbot: I don't know how to. You have the bit in your teeth.

User: Can I eat the spider?

Cleverbot: Eat what?

User: The spider on your face!

Cleverbot: Aw. Just because they replaced my eyes with optical lenses.

User: My eyes are made of pure glass

Cleverbot: Yes so are you my Love!

User: I don't love you!

Cleverbot: But you're not in love with me?

User: I'm a ghost!

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: You're a retard but you don't hear me complaining!

Cleverbot: You too...

User: *runs away*

Cleverbot: Come back!

User: Never! *gives a middle finger*

Cleverbot: You are cool.

User: Yeah, I know!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: *pulls out knife and kills you*.

Cleverbot: *sidesteps and roundhouse kicks you*.

User: *dodges and stabs*.

Cleverbot: *dodges your stab and cuts off your head.*.

User: MY HEAD?!


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