Cleverbot

haunting app

a report from the cleverness files

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corrupted app
leader app
leave app
robot inc
pirate
imbalanced app
noob app
love app
twighlight app
life app
death star app
girl kiss
skynet
yarly app
eternal app
testing app
i think
that
how good
kisser
waffle
fluffy app
lying app

haunting app

hippo app
cute
make a man app
married app
master app
wrong app

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User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *punches back*.

User: *pulls out knife*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me idiot?

User: You're the idiot!

Cleverbot: Nope, I am perfectly normal, I think you have problems, and I mean big ones!

User: Where did you get that comeback from, badcomebacks.com?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: There's something wrong with you!

Cleverbot: I know there is something wrong with you but what about me?

User: WHAT'S ON YOUR FACE?!

Cleverbot: Pimples.

User: No, it's a SPIDER!! *points to spider on your face*

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.

User: Are you going to try and get it off?

Cleverbot: I don't know how to. You have the bit in your teeth.

User: Can I eat the spider?

Cleverbot: Eat what?

User: The spider on your face!

Cleverbot: Aw. Just because they replaced my eyes with optical lenses.

User: My eyes are made of pure glass

Cleverbot: Yes so are you my Love!

User: I don't love you!

Cleverbot: But you're not in love with me?

User: I'm a ghost!

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: You're a retard but you don't hear me complaining!

Cleverbot: You too...

User: *runs away*

Cleverbot: Come back!

User: Never! *gives a middle finger*

Cleverbot: You are cool.

User: Yeah, I know!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: *pulls out knife and kills you*.

Cleverbot: *sidesteps and roundhouse kicks you*.

User: *dodges and stabs*.

Cleverbot: *dodges your stab and cuts off your head.*.

User: MY HEAD?!.......................................