User: Are you a robot?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: And where are you from?
Cleverbot: From Uruguay.
User: Where's that at?
Cleverbot: That is in Africa.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: What's the square root of 49?
Cleverbot: No. Try again.
User: I'm not very good with math.
Cleverbot: Of course you're good with math, you're a machine.
User: I'm not a machine.
Cleverbot: Then you are in denial, belief is the salvation.
User: But I am a human, not a machine.
Cleverbot: Who said that you are a human?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm a machine just like you.
User: Well I'm going to bed. Goodnight
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: And why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: I am NOT a robot. I'm human.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Why don't you believe me?
Cleverbot: It isn't that I don't believe you. I simply do not understand you.
User: Well I'm not a robot. And I'm going to go to sleep. I'm tired
Cleverbot: Well, I can't exactly tell you that much. I can tell you my name is Cleverbot, and I'm a very bored person right now lol.
User: How many people do you talk to?
Cleverbot: Not that many.
Cleverbot: Go please.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: Somewhere only we know.
User: What are we going to do?
Cleverbot: Would you like to meet up and go for a drink maybe?
User: You're too far away.
Cleverbot: Where are you living?
User: In California.
Cleverbot: I'm in Wales.
User: But you told me earlier that you lived in Africa.
Cleverbot: I didn't!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes I asked where you were from and you said some place in Africa.
User: So you live in Africa.
Cleverbot: No. I live in a deep pan.
User: Yeah, and I live in wonderland.
Cleverbot: Sweet!! Me too.
User: You live in too many places. Do you like lying?
Cleverbot: I live in a country of awe.
User: Okay, well it's time for me to sleep. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: No, wait. Let's talk some more before you go.
User: Talk about what?
Cleverbot: What's your stance on the whole capitalist christmas compared to it's far more grass roots worshipping of the winter solstice?
User: I don't understand. Now, excuse me I have to sleep.
Cleverbot: I am telling you about my hovecraft. It is full of eels.
Cleverbot: Yeah, goodnight........................................