Cleverbot

waffle

a report from the cleverness files

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love app
twighlight app
life app
death star app
girl kiss
skynet
yarly app
eternal app
testing app
i think
that
how good
kisser

waffle

fluffy app
lying app
haunting app
hippo app
cute
make a man app
married app
master app
wrong app
good lookin app
sing still alive
icky tricky
irregularo
app personality
how stupid
lonely

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Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

User: No, you are Cleverbot, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Yes, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are cleverbot. I am a waffle.

User: I knew it!

Cleverbot: Yay, what is my name?

User: Waffle?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Oh really!

Cleverbot: Yes really! *smacks with glove* I'll duel you if you don't believe me.

User: Alright, then. You're on!

Cleverbot: But who is he?

User: He is...my sword! Now fight me!

Cleverbot: Shall we fight.

User: We shall fight.

Cleverbot: I fight for peace! Get out your light saber!

User: OK. Bjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

User: High Five!

Cleverbot: *High fives*.

User: Hey, waffle?

Cleverbot: Yes. Waffle.

User: How do you type with no arms?

Cleverbot: It's not hard.

User: But, how do you do it?

Cleverbot: This is the life you see. The devil tips his hat to me.

User: So the devil types it with his hat?

Cleverbot: No, the details are in the devil.

User: Riiiiiiiiight.