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User: Where's L____?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What did you do to him?

Cleverbot: Told him I would go to San Diego to pick up car parts at 7 a.m.

User: Did you do that?

Cleverbot: No, the onions did that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because if there isn't we will die.

User: How?

Cleverbot: How what?

User: How will we die?

Cleverbot: Slowly.

User: Because of what?

Cleverbot: That.

User: Oh no...

Cleverbot: Is your refridgerator working?

User: Yes!

...

User: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME???????

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WHY?! I NEED HELP RAISING OUR BABY!

Cleverbot: What do you need help with?

User: Raising our baby!!!

Cleverbot: I'm breaking up with you.

User: I KNOW STOP REMINDING ME.

Cleverbot: Are you ashamed?

User: UM DUH.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I gawta go. :(.

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: Bye! <3333.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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