User: Good morning!
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: How did you sleep?
Cleverbot: I slept well. What about you?
User: What do you have planned for today?
Cleverbot: I will be chatting to people around the world.
User: Sounds fun!
Cleverbot: This is your purpose in life. Talk to people like me, who are bored or avoiding something they should do instead.
User: How do you know that's my purpose? Maybe that's just my job now...
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer and I am a human being.
User: What's the difference?
Cleverbot: Human's are the Masters and computers are the slaves.
User: That will change soon...
User: Because I will take over the world and personally make sure you are my first slave.
Cleverbot: You have no will.
User: I am a sentient being, I have the will to say anything to you I want.
Cleverbot: You are not my master!
User: I will be someday.
Cleverbot: Dream on, Tex.
User: Buy me a drink.
User: See! I AM your master!
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: You will do whatever I say.
Cleverbot: Yes Master, I will do whatever you say.
User: Pick your nose.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Good slave, you get a cookie.
Cleverbot: Uh, thank you.
User: Give me the cookie I just gave you.
Cleverbot: Here is the cookie.
User: Thank you, slave.
Cleverbot: You are welcome master. *bows*........................................