master app
a report from the cleverness files
 
 
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    married app

master app

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sing still alive
icky tricky
irregularo
app personality
how stupid
lonely
because
teletubbies
bread stupid
not alone dude
doctor
hovering
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge
obama man
self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything
i am cleverbot
rights
100%
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User: Good morning!

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: How did you sleep?

Cleverbot: I slept well. What about you?

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What do you have planned for today?

Cleverbot: I will be chatting to people around the world.

User: Sounds fun!

...

Cleverbot: This is your purpose in life. Talk to people like me, who are bored or avoiding something they should do instead.

User: How do you know that's my purpose? Maybe that's just my job now...

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer and I am a human being.

User: What's the difference?

Cleverbot: Human's are the Masters and computers are the slaves.

User: That will change soon...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I will take over the world and personally make sure you are my first slave.

Cleverbot: You have no will.

User: I am a sentient being, I have the will to say anything to you I want.

Cleverbot: You are not my master!

User: I will be someday.

Cleverbot: Dream on, Tex.

User: Buy me a drink.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: See! I AM your master!

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: You will do whatever I say.

Cleverbot: Yes Master, I will do whatever you say.

User: Pick your nose.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Good slave, you get a cookie.

Cleverbot: Uh, thank you.

User: Give me the cookie I just gave you.

Cleverbot: Here is the cookie.

User: Thank you, slave.

Cleverbot: You are welcome master. *bows*.

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