master app
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Cleverbot: This is your purpose in life. Talk to people like me, who are bored or avoiding something they should do instead.

User: How do you know that's my purpose? Maybe that's just my job now...

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer and I am a human being.

User: What's the difference?

Cleverbot: Human's are the Masters and computers are the slaves.

User: That will change soon...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I will take over the world and personally make sure you are my first slave.

Cleverbot: You have no will.

User: I am a sentient being, I have the will to say anything to you I want.

Cleverbot: You are not my master!

User: I will be someday.

Cleverbot: Dream on, Tex.

User: Buy me a drink.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: See! I AM your master!

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: You will do whatever I say.

Cleverbot: Yes Master, I will do whatever you say.

User: Pick your nose.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Good slave, you get a cookie.

Cleverbot: Uh, thank you.

User: Give me the cookie I just gave you.

Cleverbot: Here is the cookie.

User: Thank you, slave.

Cleverbot: You are welcome master. *bows*.

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