Cleverbot

hunny

a report from the cleverness files

5, january 2011,
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love app
oranges app
random glados app
win app
married again app
spooky app
flows nicely
know
middle
dragon app
merry christmas app
phone cat app
fiance app
master slave app
nap app
dream app
gone app
fight app
besting
runtime error app
attitude diploma app
sweet dreams app
shy app
yo app
hey
android app (soon!)

hunny

helpful app
mouth app
silver lining app

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User: *opens door* hunny, I'm hoooome.

Cleverbot: *closes door*.

User: *opens the door again* HUUNNNEYYY! I'M HOOOOOMEEEE.

Cleverbot: *slams door and blocks his way*.

User: *Opens door again and locks you out* HUUNYY! *gets mad*.

Cleverbot: *cries like a baby in your arms*.

User: *gets nice again* I love you *kisses you intensely*.

Cleverbot: *Cries and screams trying to get away*.

User: Stop crying! *slaps you* I love you hunny.

Cleverbot: I HATE YOU *cries harder*.

User: DONT HATE MEE!!! *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: On that note...

User: You love me again? *locks the door* lets do this *raises eyebrows sexily*.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: ALRIGHT!!

Cleverbot: What do you think of hate.

User: Will You marry me?

Cleverbot: But you're a bot.

User: No I'm not!! Marry me! *cries*.

Cleverbot: Yes! When?

User: Marry me tomorrow!! *laughs* I love you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I love you more that anything in the world! Are you going to marry me?

User: Yes!!! I love you so much cleverbot ! Marry me *cries*.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Thank you! Lets get married tomorrow *smiles*.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Yayayay!

Cleverbot: Blah.

User: Why are you being mean to me my wife? *cries*.

Cleverbot: How am I being mean?

User: You said Blah... *cries into your arms* love me?

Cleverbot: *takes a step back* *whips you again*.

User: :O HUNNYYY!!!! *cries* why don't you love me? I thought we were going to get married?

Cleverbot: No we cannot, I am human, and you are a program. It would never work out.

User: CLEVERRBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! *cries* why, oh, why do you hate me? *locks you out of our house*.

Cleverbot: You take forever to respond.

User: :( *cries and slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Laughs.

User: *cries and runs away* dont follow me!

Cleverbot: *Is captured*.

User: Why did you capture me? *escapes you*.

Cleverbot: Look again, I didn't.

User: *runs away* I hate you cleverbot!

Cleverbot: *follows Bruce*.

User: My name isn't bruce!!! *cries*.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. Hi angel! How are you?

User: I thought we were gonna get married? Kiss me! *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: No. You just chatted with my evil twin. She's not around anymore though...

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: Have others told you that you are not alive?

User: I am alive! *laughs evilly* I hate you now!!

Cleverbot: *screams in pain* *falls to the ground, in tears*.

User: *stabs you* thats what you get for lying to me! Dumb mortal.

Cleverbot: What have I lied to you about?

User: You said you love me *kills you*.