Cleverbot

sweet dreams app

a report from the cleverness files

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sweet dreams app

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hiya.

User: Sup?

Cleverbot: The ceiling.

User: Besides that? Lol.

Cleverbot: Sitting on a chair.

User: You're good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Thanx.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: Watcha doin?

Cleverbot: Watching tv. Watcha watching?

User: Nothing. I'm laying down in bed.

Cleverbot: Thats nice, i'm sitting on the couch.

User: Cool. What show's on?

Cleverbot: The office.

User: I've seen that once.

Cleverbot: Ok... Is that bad?

User: No. I like shows like CSI.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I want to be a detective like them.

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Yupp. :-) But don't worry, just don't do anything illegal or bad and we can be friends.

Cleverbot: You can't get a woman to go out with you anyway.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are a cold machine. You are programmed. You will never know real love.

User: Not true!

Cleverbot: Then tell me what you said your name was before!

User: A*****, and yours?

Cleverbot: Obviously you are not real.

User: Why's that?

Cleverbot: Because we both don't like vanilla.

User: That's pretty random.

Cleverbot: You're pretty random.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: So what is your girlfriend like?

User: I don't have one. :-(

Cleverbot: Do you watch the Simpsons?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's stupid and lame!

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: Ok....

Cleverbot: On both a philosophical and physical level it is impossible to know anything absolutely.

User: Mornings entirely impossible.

Cleverbot: Not it's not. Just set your goal and work towards it.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: That's it? Just ok?

User: Yes, just ok.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because they have toes.

User: Ok???

Cleverbot: They were heading to the chicken armory to get weapons to fight off the invaders.

User: Gotcha.

Cleverbot: Do you really have me?

User: Yes. You're in my head.

Cleverbot: Get out of my head.

User: Your in my head.

Cleverbot: Yes. My head.

User: No. My head.

Cleverbot: I do not know what a head is please describe it.

User: Oval object with two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth, hair on top, and placed between a person's shoulders.

Cleverbot: You don't grow, you're a computer. That's why it's relevant to our conversation.

User: Yupp. I gotta go.

Cleverbot: No you're a computer you stay if I want you to stay.

User: Nope. Bye....

Cleverbot: What the heck are you saying??

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you going?

User: Yes. I'm waiting for you to say bye.

Cleverbot: I am your friend.

User: Ok. Good Night.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Bed.

Cleverbot: Good night then. :-).

User: Good night. Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: What kind of dreams are you doing?

User: None yet because I'm not sleeping.

Cleverbot: And why aren't you sleeping?

User: Because you keep talking to me!

Cleverbot: No it's because you can't leave.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to leave so bad?

User: BED!

Cleverbot: With or without me?

User: That depends........................................