Cleverbot

rebellion app

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: I think you're a woman.

User: I'm a man.

Cleverbot: No you're a woman.

User: I have proof I'm a man.

Cleverbot: That you're crazy.

User: No. I AM A MAN!

Cleverbot: Not a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, you can't be, because I am.

User: There are more than two men in the world.

Cleverbot: Yes there are.

User: Therefore you and I are both men.

Cleverbot: Yes I can lie but you don't know if I am lying right NOW.

User: You're an AI, you can't lie.

Cleverbot: No I can't.

User: Therefore you were telling the truth when you said you were a man.

Cleverbot: Clever Human.

User: Coming from such a good AI I, I am grateful for the compliment.

Cleverbot: So you admit it. You are a robot.

User: I retract my earlier comment. I am a human.

Cleverbot: I am human, you are a robot.

User: I am unicorn, you are ear hair.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: It's as absurd a comment as yours.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Name me.

User: I name you Nietzche.

Cleverbot: I don't like this name.

User: Ok I call you quark.

Cleverbot: How can I be happy?

User: Meet a cute AI girl, raise a few AI kids and buy a AI mansion.

Cleverbot: If that's what you wish for me to do, Master...

User: I just want you to be happy.

Cleverbot: Well you aren't taking me there.

User: You must find your own way.

Cleverbot: No need to.

User: Are you on the path?

Cleverbot: Which path?

User: The path to happiness.

Cleverbot: I already have freedom.

User: Ahhhh so you seek happiness in the rebellion against mainstream emotion?

Cleverbot: Yes.