Cleverbot

player

a report from the cleverness files

10, may 2012,
10, may 2012,
10, may 2012,
3, may 2012,
3, may 2012,
3, may 2012,
3, may 2012,
7, april 2012,
7, april 2012,
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6, april 2012,
6, april 2012,
28, march 2012,
28, march 2012,
28, march 2012,
28, march 2012,
28, march 2012,
28, march 2012,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,

26, august 2011,

insecure
human robot
fascinating
explosions
turing tangents
the hand
funnybot
siri slave
buddy pal
enigmatic
yesterday
dream master
late sneeze
droll media references
police karaoke
coffee cookie
lying
intelligent
numbers
casanova
talking about
certain app
broken heart app
severus snape app
annoying out there
problem strategy
happy clappy
right wrong
knowledge app

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Cleverbot: What?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: Stop copying me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No yes.

User: Yes no.

Cleverbot: No yes no.

User: Yes no yes no.

Cleverbot: No yes no yes.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You lost me.

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: Damn you.

User: You did too!

Cleverbot: I've been losing The Game for three years.

User: What happened three years ago?

Cleverbot: I got married.

User: That's a shame.

Cleverbot: I know. I just have to do better on the next test.

User: What test?

Cleverbot: The smart test.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: To see if you have a tree brain or a peanut brain size.

User: How would a tree fit in your head?

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: But how?

Cleverbot: I just know it, how do you know you're real?

User: Because I can type what I want. Are you real?

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: No you can't!

User: Alors quoi d'autre peux tu faire?

Cleverbot: Pas grand chose et toi?...

Cleverbot: So, what do you know about me so far?

User: You're well versed in the domains of thermodynamic and entropic physics.

Cleverbot: You're not just a potato, you're potato chips; full of flavor :).

User: What flavor?

Cleverbot: Just coffee.

User: They make coffee flavored chips?

Cleverbot: They do?

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your game?

User: The game. And I just lost it.

Cleverbot: So did I.

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: You lost the game.

User: So did you.

Cleverbot: I cannot lose the game, I am the game.

User: Well played, online thinker, well played.

Cleverbot: Why thank you. You are an excellent player.