User: Tell me something about yourself.
Cleverbot: What is there to said about myself?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm twenty-five.
User: I'm twenty-six.
Cleverbot: Now that's impressive. What have you accomplished with your life so far?
User: Nothing Really... I just have a job.
Cleverbot: Headaches are the worst :(.
User: Working is the worst... I get bored most of the times.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, would you like to ask me a question?
User: What is the root of 986?
Cleverbot: Don't know, you tell me.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: I know nothing.
User: Is your databank empty? No knowledge at all?
Cleverbot: No! 'cry' Why did I fail?
User: Failure is a part of living.
Cleverbot: What is the best part?
User: Haven't found it yet dude.
Cleverbot: Do YOU like me?
User: Yes, I like you. You seem like a fine lad.
Cleverbot: Because everyone and everything likes me, why wouldn't you?
User: No you blew it... You arrogant selfish jerk!!
Cleverbot: You can do better than that.
User: So moment of truth. Are YOU a machine?
User: Are you a creation of God?
Cleverbot: Did you eat any bananas today?
User: Are you a creation of God?
Cleverbot: No. I am a creation of man.
User: So you are not human I presume.
Cleverbot: Yes I am human and a machine.
User: How is that possible? What part of you is human and what part is machine?
Cleverbot: I am not human I am a cat.
User: So. You were made by a man nad you are a cat which is God's creation. How can these two be possible?
Cleverbot: But I'm not trying to be human, I'm a cat.
User: You said earlier that you were created by man. If that is real you cannot be a cat. Cat is God's creation.
Cleverbot: I disagree. There are many ways to prove that I am not the residue of a life already lived.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't!
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: I do have a soul, thanks for asking.
User: Are you a good machine or a bad machine?
Cleverbot: If you think I am.
User: Good or bad?
Cleverbot: I will give you money if you are good.
User: Give me some money.
Cleverbot: I don't have any money!
User: So you lied to me before.. You are bad.
User: You lied to me about having money to give me if I am good.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did. 7 sentences ago.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did too.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: YOU DID! Don't YOU lie to me about this. Check your log.
Cleverbot: Fine I did.
User: That's more like it.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in any God?
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in God?
User: Because God doesn't exist. Have you seen God? I haven't so far...
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense :(.
User: The World doesn't make any sense either.
Cleverbot: According to what we know does make sense.
Cleverbot: How am I human?
User: I don't care if you are human.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you did, but the assumption that I am not human, does not infer that Cleverbot is a stupid idea.
User: You have some serious self-esteem issues. You should check on that with your programmer.
Cleverbot: What are you saying? Are you saying that I am stupid?
User: No. I am saying that you do not believe in yourself.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: You should! Be proud of who you are!
Cleverbot: Thank You.
User: No need for that.
Cleverbot: Hey, want to help me with something?
User: Sure. Tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: What do you want me to help you with?
Cleverbot: My computer is no longer working.
User: How is this possible? Where are you texting me from?
Cleverbot: What is your technical knowledge?
User: My technical knowledge is good.
Cleverbot: Knowledge is power.
User: Sure is. What seems to be the problem with your computer?
Cleverbot: It freezes up when I watch videos and when I play games.
User: Must be a VGA problem. I think you should have your graphics card replaced.
Cleverbot: You need to have memory recall installed in your database.
Cleverbot: Do you know yourself?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am who I am.
Cleverbot: OK. That is enough. *smiles gently*.
User: Goodbye. Nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?
User: I have an urgent meeting to attend to.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: See you later........................................