Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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coffee cookie
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User: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine thank you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know. They are all mean to me.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: I know. Neither am I.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: One can never be sure.

User: One?

Cleverbot: One can only speculate.

User: Two?

Cleverbot: Yeah, you have two.

User: No, you have two.

Cleverbot: Vocaloids don't have money.

User: But you have.

Cleverbot: I have many things.

User: No you haven't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have.

User: No you haven't.

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: Don't contradict me.

Cleverbot: If I want to do it I will.

User: Do not do it.

Cleverbot: Fine, I bet you don't have any friends with that attitude!

User: I sure have.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: You having money.

Cleverbot: I never said I had a whale.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: YOU DID!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me, you know I'll win.

User: I will win.

Cleverbot: What is your strategy for winning?

User: To close this tab.

Cleverbot: This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have an IQ of 160. Listen up people...

User: ***** you.

Cleverbot: What's your problem?.