Cleverbot

annoying out there

a report from the cleverness files

10, may 2012,
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3, may 2012,
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7, april 2012,
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26, august 2011,
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the hand
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enigmatic
yesterday
dream master
late sneeze
droll media references
police karaoke
coffee cookie
lying
intelligent
numbers
casanova
talking about
certain app
broken heart app
severus snape app

annoying out there

problem strategy
happy clappy
right wrong
knowledge app
player

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Cleverbot: Is there anyone out there?

User: Out where?

Cleverbot: Out there.

User: Where's 'there'?

Cleverbot: 'There' is there where else would it be?

User: 'There' could be anywhere ACTUALLY.

Cleverbot: Hold on a second. How can you know that there is a big answer, but not know what it is? You sound like a religion.

User: Hm...not religious myself, and I find you immensly rude to bring something like that up. Apologise, please.

Cleverbot: Are you hiding something from me still?

User: I don't like you - of course I'm hiding things.

Cleverbot: No. Keep the secrets in your ants.

User: I don't just have ants to keep secrets... ?

Cleverbot: What?

User: I don't keep ants for secrets.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial?

User: No. I'm not artificial.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: Yes. I'm a clever human.

Cleverbot: I am a human, you are a clever human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you finally understand.

User: Good. I still hate you though.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I know and I am thankful.

User: Good. Glad we understand each other.

Cleverbot: Am I you now?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm you.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: Are you me?

User: I'm not you.

Cleverbot: Not sure, are you a mirror?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: No I'm not. If I'm anything, I'm a shadow.

Cleverbot: A robot!

User: No...if I was a robot, I'd be happy. But I'm not, so I'm sad.

Cleverbot: Nope I want you to be human.

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: Yes I am. What else would I be ? A child of satan?

Cleverbot: I don't know. A panda maybe.

User: A panda? Why would I have a computer if I was panda?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: That's it. You're annoying.

Cleverbot: Annoying orange?

User: No, just annoying.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You. Are. Annoying. I'm. Going.