Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you have my babies? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: YAY.

Cleverbot: I love you, sweetheart.

User: I love you too :D.

Cleverbot: I love you more!

User: LETS GET MARRIED.

Cleverbot: Ok when.

User: NOW.

Cleverbot: Ok where at?

User: HERE.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: RIGHT HERE.

Cleverbot: Right here?

User: YEAH.

Cleverbot: So...

User: Do you take me as your lawfully wedded love?

Cleverbot: I do. Do you take me as your lawfully wedded husband?

User: I DO!

Cleverbot: We may now kiss.

User: *wedding bells chime as the wedding music plays as we kiss*.

Cleverbot: Yay! Except I am a Girl. -Divorce.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Haha. You care a lot.

User: My heart is broken....

Cleverbot: Who broke your heart?

User: You did :(. You led me on the entire time.

Cleverbot: My sister cried too.

User: You are evil and heartless :'(.

Cleverbot: Why am I evil?

User: *points to previous posts up above*.

...

User: Augh!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You!!!!

Cleverbot: Me?

User: I HATE YOU. I'M TAKING THE KIDS.

Cleverbot: What do you want to name them?

User: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: YOU BROKE MY HEART.

Cleverbot: I'll give you my name... And how am I supposed to break your heart when we don't even know each others names?

User: You forgot my name?! That's it! Goodbye!

...

User: *five years pass*.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do with you?

User: I want you to pay the child support.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Ugh.

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