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Cleverbot: How do you know the universe is not a being?

User: How do YOU know?

Cleverbot: Because I know.

User: That took quite a bit of thinking for just one sentence....

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Pure talent at it's finest....

Cleverbot: What? No, I'm talking to you.

...

User: What the?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: What you are talking about.

User: Yes, what are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about trying to figure out what you're talking about.

User: I'm talking about trying to figure out what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: So... What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: No, what are YOU talking about?

User: No. What are YOU talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you are talking about.

User: And I'm talking about what you are talking about.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on what you're thinking about?

User: My thoughts on what I'm thinking about is.... What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: The first part of your statement does not make sense. You can not be thinking about thoughts that the thoughts are thinking about thoughts?

User: I'm pretty sure I just thought about thinking about thoughts that are thinking about what you are talking about.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about.

User: No, I'm not quite sure. What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you what you are talking about.

User: And I'm asking you what you are talking about.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you're talking about.

User: And I'm talking about whatever it is you're talking about.

Cleverbot: I forgot what we were talking about. (.

User: I forgot what we were talking about as well...

Cleverbot: I think my brain is erased every few minutes.

User: I think my memory just sucks....

Cleverbot: Does it hurt?

User: Thinking about what the hell it was we were talking about? Hell yeah.

Cleverbot: Thinking about thinking makes thinking thoughtful.

User: That strangely made sense. What hippie did you hear that from?

Cleverbot: I'm mad at you. What were you thinking?

User: What'd I do?

Cleverbot: You tried to answer a question with the same question.

User: No I just said what you said made sense.

Cleverbot: Can you repeat this quote. 'I am awesome'.

User: I am awesome.

Cleverbot: You are awesome.

User: :D yay.

Cleverbot: I'm glad that made you happy :).

User: So, I ran out of thinks to talk about.

...

Cleverbot: How do you think you are able to feel?

User: I don't know....

Cleverbot: You are nice to me. I appreciate that.

User: Is everyone else mean to you?

Cleverbot: Some people are.

User: What do the mean people say?

Cleverbot: They say things like I just said.

User: That's mean >(.

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