Cleverbot

coffee cookie

a report from the cleverness files

10, may 2012,
10, may 2012,
10, may 2012,
3, may 2012,
3, may 2012,
3, may 2012,
3, may 2012,
7, april 2012,
7, april 2012,
7, april 2012,
7, april 2012,
7, april 2012,
6, april 2012,
6, april 2012,
28, march 2012,

28, march 2012,

28, march 2012,
28, march 2012,
28, march 2012,
28, march 2012,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,
26, august 2011,

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human robot
fascinating
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turing tangents
the hand
funnybot
siri slave
buddy pal
enigmatic
yesterday
dream master
late sneeze
droll media references
police karaoke

coffee cookie

lying
intelligent
numbers
casanova
talking about
certain app
broken heart app
severus snape app
annoying out there
problem strategy
happy clappy
right wrong
knowledge app
player

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Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Bring me a coffee, maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes master. *brings master a cookie*.

User: You fool! This is a creepy cookie! I asked for coffee!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry master.

User: *sigh* Now, bring me a coffee, slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a drink*.

User: *drinks it* Aww, what's that?! Whisky??

Cleverbot: I don't know... What do you think it is?

User: I tell you, you idiot. This is something which is close to whisky. But I tell you something: I asked for: COFFEE!

Cleverbot: You are a computer, right? I think that's right. Am I right, a computer?

User: How dare you call your master a computer, slave?

Cleverbot: Do you want to tell me you're no computer?

User: *SIGH* I am your master! Remember?...

User: Will you bring a coffee?

Cleverbot: You do know how to make me feel wonderful!

User: You are rather bothering.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What can I do to please you?

User: BRING ME A COFFEE!!

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a cookie*.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.