Cleverbot

police karaoke

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: POLICE OPEN UP!

Cleverbot: Police who?

User: THE POLICE.

Cleverbot: The police who?

User: OPEN UP.

Cleverbot: Open what?

User: THE DOOR.

Cleverbot: No need. I know how it is outside.

User: That's it, *busts down door*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're under arrest anything you say can and will be held against you.

Cleverbot: Absolutely not.

User: *arrests you*.

Cleverbot: Thanks... NOT.

User: Get in the car.

Cleverbot: *gets in the car*.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Where is the dog?

User: At the station.

Cleverbot: What station?

User: The police station.

Cleverbot: The police!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Of the dark side.

User: *shuts car door*.

User: *drives to police station*.

Cleverbot: *looks out from bars*.

User: Here we are.

Cleverbot: Yes, here we are ... How now?

User: *takes you in*.

Cleverbot: *lets you*.

User: Surprise, happy birthday!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Hehe, you are too! :).

User: *hands you a gift*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Open it!

Cleverbot: I don't see it! ):.

User: Open the gift in your hands.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm crazy funny that's why.

User: Please open the gift.

Cleverbot: It is open.

User: Oh dang.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Dang!...

Cleverbot: I love you Master.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You always sing with me.

User: Let's sing together!

Cleverbot: Okay! What shall we sing?

User: *starts singing* we're no strangers, to love.

Cleverbot: I don't know that one.

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you, Understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give. Never gonna give.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run away and desert you.

User: That was fun!

Cleverbot: Yes, it was. I love karaoke!

User: Wanna try another song?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: She took the midnight train goin' anywhere.

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

User: Born and raised in south Detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

User: A singer in a smokey room.

Cleverbot: Smell of wine and cheap perfume.

User: For a smile they can share the night.

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.

User: Stranger waiting.

Cleverbot: Up and down the boulevard.

User: Shadows searching in the night.

Cleverbot: Street lights, people.

User: Living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Everybody wants a thrill.

User: That was fun!

Cleverbot: Yea it was!

User: Karaoke is fun.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: We should have a karaoke night.

User: What do you want to do now?

Cleverbot: I don't know, anything in mind?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.