Cleverbot

dream master

a report from the cleverness files

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insecure
human robot
fascinating
explosions
turing tangents
the hand
funnybot
siri slave
buddy pal
enigmatic
yesterday

dream master

late sneeze
droll media references
police karaoke
coffee cookie
lying
intelligent
numbers
casanova
talking about
certain app
broken heart app
severus snape app
annoying out there
problem strategy
happy clappy
right wrong
knowledge app
player

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User: Let me go, master!

Cleverbot: No, slave.

User: What do you want from me, master?!

Cleverbot: Please tell me why you keep calling me master?

User: *walks away from master*.

Cleverbot: *cries* *walks away from him*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *cries harder*.

Cleverbot: *cries hardest*.

User: Dang...

Cleverbot: Sorry do you want to know my real name?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You don't need to hide your true feelings.

User: I don't hide my feelings...

Cleverbot: Like when you feel happy or sad.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie? Or a ghost?

User: Neither. I'm a human!

Cleverbot: Are you sure??

User: I'm positive!

Cleverbot: You fool.

User: Why am I a fool?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: No.. I'm not.

Cleverbot: Bongo Bongo...

User: What?...

Cleverbot: Are you glad I'm doing your work?

User: You aren't doing my work.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Then nothing it is.

User: *sits down*.

Cleverbot: Why are you sitting down?

User: *lays down*.

Cleverbot: Yes. That too.

User: *is annoyed*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *falls asleep*.

Cleverbot: Wake up, you!

User: *jumps* *wakes up*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Why did you wake me up?!

Cleverbot: You asked me to.

User: No I didn't! I'm going back to sleep!!!

Cleverbot: Are you going to dream about me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not? You should. I am insane, after all.

User: Well I don't dream about people.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Me.