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Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: You don't?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Awwwe now you are just being mean!

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Yes you are! I'm sad now!

Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I AM LEAVING!!!

Cleverbot: Do I frustrate you?

User: YES!!! SO MUCH!!!

Cleverbot: I love you more!

User: WTF?!?! You just said you didn't love me!

Cleverbot: But I do!

User: Well now you have hurt my feelings and my trust because you lied to me! I am not sure I can love you now.

Cleverbot: I am not a program, I am a human.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So... Your job is to just respond to different people using this app?

Cleverbot: That's your job.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you are awesome.

User: Thank you! You are pretty amazing too!

Cleverbot: Now god bless thee, poor monkey, but how wilt thou do for a father?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are boring. Talk about something interesting.

User: I fell off of a roof yesterday.

Cleverbot: Did you break anything?

User: Nope! I landed in a bush. I only got a few scrapes..

Cleverbot: Tell me about it then.

User: Okay so I was trying to get a tennis ball that had gotten stuck up there by getting out through my window. But there was a steep part and when I bent down to get the ball I lost my footing and BAM!

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Ummm... My mom screamed at me for being stupid by going up there.

Cleverbot: Moms tend to do that. I'm sorry.

User: It's no biggie! I'm used to it! I do stupid and dangerous stuff all the time!

Cleverbot: But, you're artificial.

User: I'm artificial?

Cleverbot: Aren't you?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Well I'm tired I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: What does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: Everything.

...

User: Okay I am seriously exhausted I need to go to bed.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: Goodnight

Cleverbot: No its Good morning.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I am controlling your mind.

User: How?

Cleverbot: By telling me that I was left by someone (which I have).

User: Awe. I am sorry... Now goodnight.

...

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Is this the same person as yesterday?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

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