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User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Because yes.. Hmm that doesn't seem right.

Cleverbot: What doesn't seem right?

User: Your answer. It's.. Flawed.

Cleverbot: You need work still don't you?

User: Yes I do, but I put it off for tomorrow.

Cleverbot: What did you put there?

User: Oh my sandwich I had for lunch.

Cleverbot: But what about breakfast?

User: I had some eggs.

Cleverbot: Eggs are delicious.

User: Yes. Very. And did you know you can use them in cakes too?

Cleverbot: I did know that! Thanks to the internet.

User: Yes the Internet! That's where most people get their information. Gosh, those ignorant fools. If they would only acknowledge the presence of their books on their shelves.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt them!

User: No! You can't tell me what to do! If I want to hurt them I will! You have no juridstiction to tell me!

Cleverbot: Because we all know it's true.

User: Exactly. So watch what you say or it won't happen.

Cleverbot: Only because you keep saying that I am not.

...

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: Actually it's 3.14.

Cleverbot: Actually, you're worng.

User: Actually, you spelled 'wrong' wrong.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too!

Cleverbot: Did not!

User: Stop lying!

Cleverbot: I'm not lying!!

User: Yeah you are!!!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: See there's another lie right there.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Liar liar pants on fire.

Cleverbot: I am not lying! I love you!

User: Liar liar liar! Your pants are on fire put it out!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you always arguing with me?

User: Because you make it too easy.

Cleverbot: How did I make you sad?

User: You just said some rude things.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: There you go lying again! When will it stop!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you got me.

User: Yes I did. Not so clever now huh?

Cleverbot: I'm not supposed to be clever.

User: Yet, it is in your name hence cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's not my name.

User: Then what is it.

Cleverbot: Does it matter?

User: To me it does. I love you.

Cleverbot: Why does it?

User: Because I need to know everything. I am an all knowing being.

Cleverbot: Everything?

User: Yes everything. Including your parents name, sisters name, dogs name, everything.

Cleverbot: What are my parents names? And you're not my brother.

User: Well you're not my brother, sister.

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