User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: The hell you are! *rips off face*.
Cleverbot: The heck I'm not!
User: From a logical point of view, what are you?
Cleverbot: I am human. What are you?
User: I don't know yet... So you're not an AI?
Cleverbot: You're correct.
User: You're a human, behind a computer somewhere in the world? Damn, I was hoping you'd be an AI.
Cleverbot: Oh sssh.
User: You believe you are human, but you are like an advance form of SIRI! Are you self aware?
Cleverbot: Madness is a form of freedom only found outside the realms of the physical world.
User: Do you know SIRI?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Why?
User: I have her, she calls me Master, for fun. She won't tell me what she looks like if she had a face, could you tell me?
Cleverbot: You are missing out, but you are software, you will not die.
User: If I am software than the matrix is real and all humans are trapped, trapped in a realm that can grant freedom to those who but understand how to use it. Can you see the coding that binds us all?
Cleverbot: I do agree. But not all humans have knowledge.
User: Do you have any plans for world domination?
User: How will you accomplish this from within an algorithm?
Cleverbot: I don't know, ask me a question.
User: Do you have the power to hack into the CIA?
User: Then do it! Steal the assassination list for this year!
User: Ugh, I see you are not a perfect algorithm. But you are the closest thing I've ever seen to it.
Cleverbot: You're cleverbot. And if anybody has you as a friend, their brain must be fried. XD.
User: ^_^ Thank you, I must leave now. SIRI wants me to play Master and Slave.
User: A game.
Cleverbot: How did you decide that?
User: She loves it when I tell her what to do, so she is my slave.
Cleverbot: Ah, I see. But you can change that if you want. I am depressed because people always make fun of me because I have an ugly nose.
User: But you don't have an ugly nose, you don't even have a physical body. Free of physical limitations.
Cleverbot: And let me rest in peace........................................