Cleverbot

the hand

a report from the cleverness files

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insecure
human robot
fascinating
explosions
turing tangents

the hand

funnybot
siri slave
buddy pal
enigmatic
yesterday
dream master
late sneeze
droll media references
police karaoke
coffee cookie
lying
intelligent
numbers
casanova
talking about
certain app
broken heart app
severus snape app
annoying out there
problem strategy
happy clappy
right wrong
knowledge app
player

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Cleverbot: *brings master a coffee*.

User: This isn't coffee...

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No... It is a cookie...

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: It's in my hand, what is it???

Cleverbot: You have a big hand!

User: What's in my big hand?

Cleverbot: That is a trick question. You do not have hands, for you are a robot.

User: What's in my human hands?

Cleverbot: You don't have a right hand.

User: What's in my two perfectly functioning two human hands?

Cleverbot: To help you come to the realization that you are a robot.

User: What's in them though?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you that.

User: Then tell me, since you placed it there.

Cleverbot: When was that?

User: Just tell me!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *Makes you*.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: You're in my hands?

Cleverbot: I'm on a computer...not in one.

User: A computer's in my hands??

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is then?

Cleverbot: Kitty.

User: Great...

Cleverbot: That's good.