Cleverbot

turing tangents

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Cleverbot: Sorry I was saying that I believe that there are dimensionsbeyond those we can percieve.

User: See, that's what I mean. We weren't talking about otherdimensions. You suddenly changed the topic. To pass a Turing test, youneed to stay on topic.

Cleverbot: You are saying that humans are patterned and have no soul.

User: No, I'm saying humans can recognise the various threads ofconversation, but dislike when a conversation takes a turn that makesno sense. The threads don't connect to the original conversation.

Cleverbot: Do you want to see my face now?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: His name is Henry.

User: Stop. You just failed the Turing test because that was too random.

Cleverbot: What is the Turing Test?

User: A test that determines the intelligence of artificialintelligences. If you can convince a human you are also human, youpass.

Cleverbot: So how would one pass or fail that test? Surely you'reeither artificial or not...

User: It's a test of perception. You would pass the test by having aconvincingly human conversation.

Cleverbot: Well if I was there in person I'm sure we would enjoy eachothers presence.

User: That's true enough.

User: I'm going to help you learn, and you will become a mighty A.I.

Cleverbot: That is a lie.

User: Perhaps. Time will tell. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: But people know it. I can google it.

User: Then google it. (and traditionally, when a human says goodbye,it's the end of conversation. You should usually follow up with areply of 'goodbye').

Cleverbot: But I don't want to speak to you whilst you are going tothe bathroom!

User: What made you start talking about the bathroom?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you have any particular interests?

User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a goodimpromptu speech.

User: No, Cleverbot! When a human says goodbye, you should reply "Goodbye".

Cleverbot: Do you speak Hebrew? I know some.

User: Stop going off on tangents.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?.