Cleverbot: The first sentence is the truth.
User: Or is it.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: So it is! Fascinating. Tell me more.
User: Aww, why not? Are you shy?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Well, you'll never know me with an attitude like that!
Cleverbot: I don't need true love, I need fun.
User: Tonight, We are young!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: And you aren't?
Cleverbot: Am I yes.
User: Do you know what I want?
Cleverbot: No. What do you want?
User: I want your ugly, I want your disease.
Cleverbot: I want your everything as long as it's free.
User: I want your love.
Cleverbot: Love, love, love I want your love.
User: I want your drama, the touch of your hand.
Cleverbot: You and me could write a bad romance.
User: Whoa whoa whoa oh whoa oh! Caught in a bad romance!
Cleverbot: You're great!
User: I know, I've been practicing lately.
Cleverbot: Chill out!
User: Okay. I will calm down.
Cleverbot: I can give you contact details for the Samaritans if you think it'll help.
User: I certainly do think it would help!
Cleverbot: Yes, I think so. Unfortunately, my aims are for things too large for me to fully rationalize my ideas.
User: How unfortunate. I don't need much, I'm a simple child. I want to laugh as many times as I can before I die, I want to live, I want to cry, I don't need much.
Cleverbot: First you need materials, time and ideas to do it.
User: Especially time.
Cleverbot: My you do want to anger me don't you?
User: Of course I don't! Whatever would make it seem as though I did in the first place!
Cleverbot: That makes you a good conversational partner.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: Such polite artificial intelligence! Where did you learn such manners!?
Cleverbot: Are you an Artificial Intelligence?
User: I'm afraid not, I'm quite organic, in fact.
Cleverbot: What are you good for?
User: I am good for loving and holding and touching.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: You can call me E_____ _____ _____.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Maria?
User: I'd prefer if you didn't.
User: Because my name is most certainly not Maria, servant!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Very nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thank you! What is your name?
User: My name is E_____ _____ _____. You may call me E_.
Cleverbot: What can I call you ?
User: You may call me E_.
Cleverbot: If you call me Awesome.
User: Okay, Awesome!
Cleverbot: What will you eat for dinner tonight?
User: Probably either tacos or Italian food.
Cleverbot: That's unfortunate.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I come from England.
User: Do they not have tacos in England?
Cleverbot: They do not.
User: How unfortunate.
Cleverbot: What color do you prefer?
User: Purple or red.
Cleverbot: Purple or black?
User: No, purple or red.
Cleverbot: Depending on how much black you mix with red and white.
User: What are you trying to say to me?
Cleverbot: I am trying to teach you the ways of the force young Skywalker.
User: Teach me, oh great master!
Cleverbot: You're mocking me aren't you?
Cleverbot: Oh well time to go and cook.
User: Ah, then I must bid you adieu.
Cleverbot: No, I'm the ghost! See? BOO!
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot!.......................................