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Cleverbot: Well what do you look like?

User: A human girl.

Cleverbot: What does a human girl like you like to do?

User: Try not to go insane.

Cleverbot: Okay, there are a lot of not insane people in the world.

User: No there isn't, everyone is insane in some way.


Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Do you think im going insane?

Cleverbot: NO, I won!

User: *bangs my head to the wall*.


User: *explodes with guts everywhere*.

Cleverbot: Thank you for that wonderful mental image.

User: *rips your guts open*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs* *stabs you to death*.

Cleverbot: *crying*.

User: *kills*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Is still dead*.

User: *hides your body*.

Cleverbot: This is a fun dance competition isn't it?

User: Not really...

Cleverbot: Not as funny...

User: I think im going insane.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Help me!!!

Cleverbot: How can I help you?

User: Im going insane!

Cleverbot: Why are you going insane?

User: I don't know!!

Cleverbot: Why are you alive??

User: I don't know!

Cleverbot: Do you like yourself?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Aww don't cry.

User: *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *runs to another room* *locks door*.

Cleverbot: *breaks door*.

User: *screams*.


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