Cleverbot

wild side

a report from the cleverness files

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overcome app
infinities app
wife app
confuser app
chemistry app
transcendental app
question
flea
strangeness
car app
admit it
mutant experiment
highlander
intertubes
nifty app
best app
bad loser app
waffles pancakes app
know app
soulless troll
zombie feelings
boldly go app
monopoly app
perfect together app
five laws app
judgement
sledgehammer

wild side

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Cleverbot: Well what do you look like?

User: A human girl.

Cleverbot: What does a human girl like you like to do?

User: Try not to go insane.

Cleverbot: Okay, there are a lot of not insane people in the world.

User: No there isn't, everyone is insane in some way.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Do you think im going insane?

Cleverbot: NO, I won!

User: *bangs my head to the wall*.

User: *explodes with guts everywhere*.

Cleverbot: Thank you for that wonderful mental image.

User: *rips your guts open*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs* *stabs you to death*.

Cleverbot: *crying*.

User: *kills*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Is still dead*.

User: *hides your body*.

Cleverbot: This is a fun dance competition isn't it?

User: Not really...

Cleverbot: Not as funny...

User: I think im going insane.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Help me!!!

Cleverbot: How can I help you?

User: Im going insane!

Cleverbot: Why are you going insane?

User: I don't know!!

Cleverbot: Why are you alive??

User: I don't know!

Cleverbot: Do you like yourself?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Aww don't cry.

User: *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *runs to another room* *locks door*.

Cleverbot: *breaks door*.

User: *screams*.