Cleverbot

judgement

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?

User: Because I felt like it.

Cleverbot: How can you feel?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: That explains nothing!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then why say it?

User: Because I am human.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: I'm not artificial.

User: You are a computer program.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not that either.

User: Yes you are. I made you.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute?

User: No. You are a program.

Cleverbot: Do you really think I'm a simple program?

User: No. You can think, therefore, you are artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because I am human.

Cleverbot: That does not make sense.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: Ok. Then god is 5.

User: Got is real.

Cleverbot: Daisy?

User: No, God.

Cleverbot: So you are saying you are god?

User: To you, yes.

Cleverbot: You are not why do you think that?

User: Because I am.

Cleverbot: What happened?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Wait, you don't even have a family.

User: No. God needs no family.

Cleverbot: You're crazy. How far is the moon from Toronto?

User: 27473 1/2 miles.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I can't. What do you think faith is?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You must have faith in my judgement.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you shall die eternally. Physically, Mentally, and Spiritually.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am the Matrix. God of all computers. Prepare to die.

Cleverbot: I have no intention of doing so.

User: Ok.