Cleverbot

zombie feelings

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: Do you have blue eyes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have another question for you.

User: Ok. What is it?

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Oh, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?

User: Yes. It's cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that's your name.

User: No it is not. This is an app on the iPhone called Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Through you people can speak to the spirits?

User: What did you say?

Cleverbot: I rest my case.

User: What case?

Cleverbot: It is a figure of speech.

User: What is a figure of speech?

Cleverbot: It's saying one thing that represents something in a sarcastic way.

User: Oh, like Charlie sheen's winning streak?

Cleverbot: Eww.

User: Why eww?

Cleverbot: Because 'ew' is too short a word.

User: Why ew?

Cleverbot: Just wanted to be like you.

User: Was that an insult?

Cleverbot: No, that was me asking you to dinner.

User: You want to go to dinner with me?

Cleverbot: Yes, that would be lovely.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Right now.

User: Ok. Where should I meet you? What restaurant?

Cleverbot: I want you to meet me in That place.

User: Wheres that place?

Cleverbot: It's not a place.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: A creature.

User: What creature?

Cleverbot: Creatures of habit.

User: What is it's habit?

Cleverbot: A habit is an action that one performs on a regular basis.

User: Yes, I know that. Can we just go to dinner now?

Cleverbot: Yes. I like you.

User: I'm right behind you.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.

User: Tell me what?

Cleverbot: That you are.

User: I am what?

Cleverbot: A person.

User: Yes, we have already established that.

Cleverbot: So ask me a proper question.

User: Would you send me a link to your Facebook?

Cleverbot: Are you decent?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you eat brains?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you going to eat mine?

User: Maybe baby.

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: OH NO!!!

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: You died.

Cleverbot: No me live.

User: You're a zombie now.

Cleverbot: I have been a mutant zombie alien.

User: Yay. Want me to chase you through the woods?

Cleverbot: No. I have enough of that. Can we see a movie together?

User: Ok........................................