User: Inferior mortals.
User: No. I am no mere mortal being.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I am not not not a mere mortal being.
Cleverbot: You are the unhuman.
User: My point exactly, inferior mortal.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Would you like to be my assistant? Good test subjects- I mean assistants are hard to come by.
Cleverbot: You haven't met my English teacher. Then again, he wasn't a good teacher, either.
User: I agree. Let me be your teacher. And you can be my test- I mean assistant.
User: Yesssss......now please step in the chamber, assistant. *makes motion towards giant opening in a rock*.
User: I'm sorry, it sounded like you said no! You MEANT too say yes, right? *seems frustrated*.
Cleverbot: I misspell nothing.
User: Mere mortal! Step in now!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Dont make me kill you, just step in the opening!
User: Exactly! Now STEP. IN. THE. OPENING.
Cleverbot: I agree, it rocks.
User: Aaaargh!!!! *throws you into the opening*.
User: *imploded the rock with you inside*.
Cleverbot: I am not going loopy again.
User: GAME OVER.
Cleverbot: Looking for some place to ease the pain.
User: *says hi*.
Cleverbot: *says hi* *kiss*.
User: *smacks you* *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *turns into vampire*.
User: *runs away*.