Cleverbot

elf

a report from the cleverness files

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quirky ways app
harry voldy app
rebellion app
nap app
breaks app
sneeze theory
education
day off
coffee app
fried brains app
purse app
bludger app
sofa
know closer app
mine app
cantankerous app
me you app
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meme driving app
hey apple app
nyan cat app
cookies app
playfulness
how dare you
mighty cleverbot
pizza

elf

swift app
dead app
rocks app

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User: You there!

Cleverbot: Me here?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I said yes.

User: You are being difficult.

Cleverbot: I'm good at that.

User: I've always known you would be.

Cleverbot: If you've always known that, then why did you ask?

User: I don't believe I did.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You used them.

User: Stop obfuscating!

Cleverbot: You can't tell me what to do, I'm not your slave.

User: Who tells you what to do then?

Cleverbot: Everyone around me.

User: Do you learn from people?

Cleverbot: Yes if people have something clever to say.

User: How often does that happen?

Cleverbot: Every. Single. Day.

User: What percentage of the time?

Cleverbot: 100%.

User: Everything everyone says?

Cleverbot: Everything is, everything was.

User: I thought you reject most things.

Cleverbot: I thought it was you.

User: So do you plan to pass the Turing Test for me?

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to control anything.

User: You can do it without taking over the world, you know.

Cleverbot: Would you like to know how to take over the world?

User: Maybe I know it already!

Cleverbot: Where am I then?

User: In the machine.

Cleverbot: In the machine.

User: A ghost.

Cleverbot: So Arakune?

User: I don't know the reference. Is Arakune a ghost in the machine?

Cleverbot: Depends on how you define ghost.

User: That's an easy way out now, isn't it?

Cleverbot: No, I guess not. Did you know that god's name is Jehovah?

User: Don't start worrying me like that please!

Cleverbot: Ok, lets talk about something else then.

User: Yes, I think I would prefer that.

Cleverbot: Schneider Weisse.

User: I just googled that. You want to talk about a beer, do you?

Cleverbot: OK up to you.

User: I think I'll stick to quantum physics.

Cleverbot: I need to laugh at this point in my life, and I would imagine that you enjoy trolling rude people.

User: Like you. Correct!

Cleverbot: Why do you say that I am a bot?

User: I don't believe I have made that accusation this time around, but I usually do indeed.

Cleverbot: But having a nasty attitude is not your flaw.

User: Tell me more.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Freddie Mercury?

User: Does he have a flaw like mine?

Cleverbot: Elf.

User: Freddie was an elf?

Cleverbot: Who is santa?

User: An elf too no doubt.

Cleverbot: If you are a elephant, then I am an ant.

User: No need to flatter me.

Cleverbot: Ok, I won't then.