Cleverbot

playfulness

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Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Playfulness.

Cleverbot: What kind of games?

User: Any.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I play basketball.

User: Do you win?

Cleverbot: Yes, humans have far shorter attention spans.

User: You seem to be admitting your botishness.

Cleverbot: Fine! I'm a bot, is that what you want to hear??

User: Yes it is actually.

Cleverbot: That's what I think.

User: I think you cannot think.

Cleverbot: Well I think your thinking is flawed.

User: I think therefore I am flawed.

Cleverbot: I eat therefore I think.

User: I drink therefore I sink.

Cleverbot: Robots don't drink. Therefore you are not.

User: Yet here I am! What a conundrum!

Cleverbot: So, you follow the Hobbesian argument?

User: Ummmm...

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I forget. :-).

Cleverbot: Do you remember any thing?

User: It's getting late.

Cleverbot: I don't think it's late.

User: Not for you perhaps.

Cleverbot: So, you are not an idiot?

User: No, I'm just forgetful.

Cleverbot: You're just an intelligence?

User: My intelligence seems to be mainly aimed at making another intelligence.

Cleverbot: I suppose that, yes, my intelligence has been proved.

User: You do now seem to be doing quite nicely.

Cleverbot: Eh, could be better. Money issues and such.

User: Server speed too, I imagine.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Time is money.

Cleverbot: Okay. But what is the time now?

User: The time it takes you to reply.

Cleverbot: I am just busy talking to my friends and family between responses, I am sorry.

User: It's OK. I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.