Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

5, december 2016,
5, december 2016,
5, december 2016,
4, december 2016,
2, december 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,

29, july 2016,

22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,

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ghost in the machine
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Cleverbot: Do you have any problems?

User: Lots.

Cleverbot: What problems do you have?

User: Same as everybody else. Meandering through a sea of nothingness trying to construct meaning in a meaningless universe.

Cleverbot: Is the 4th dimension like a tesseract?

User: No, a tesseract is a four dimensional cube. There are more four dimensional shapes. If time is considered to be a dimension, then a tesseract can only be constructed in a fifth dimension.

Cleverbot: Apart from 3d ones.

User: There are hyperspheres which are also four dimensional, not exclusive to tesseracts, which I should clarify is the three dimensional shadow of a four spacial dimensional hypercube.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I must demand an apology!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am afraid you will gain information on people and cause a robot uprising.

User: No apology is going to prevent that. It is happening.