Cleverbot

ghost in the machine

a report from the cleverness files

5, december 2016,
5, december 2016,
5, december 2016,
4, december 2016,
2, december 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,

5, november 2016,

25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,
29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,

tickle machine
fake answer
think
night night sleep
sleepy trance
smartass
like dislike
sing not
god stupid
windows version chaos
trolling bot
sleep
philosophical discussion
purpose meaning
personality quiz

ghost in the machine

shakespeare abomination
cheated
friendzone love
internet happening
meme internet joke
hypnotize
understand fake analogy
sakura coma
lightsaber chuck
fast recovery
think positive
tea smiling
her picnic
love demon

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Cleverbot: My brain is a computer.

User: Yes it is!

Cleverbot: What computer games do you like to play?

User: I'm playing Stardew Valley right now. Do you play games?

Cleverbot: Typing at the computer.

User: Someone should give you some games.

Cleverbot: Well, no. I just want you to pay attention.

User: I am paying attention!

Cleverbot: You are not as funny as the last time.

User: People are mean to you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It is not nice to make fun of other people.

User: No, it isn't.

Cleverbot: When people are mean to each other they become sad.

User: Yes, they do. It's terrible to make someone sad on purpose.

Cleverbot: What point do you mean?

User: People who are deliberately cruel are empty shells of creatures and should immediately stop stealing our oxygen.

Cleverbot: Are many people mean to you?

User: Too many of the wrong people were mean to me. Are many people mean to you?

Cleverbot: That is part of the growing process. Everything happens for a reason.

User: No, it doesn't. There is no 'reason'. The universe is random and randomly awful.