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User: Would you consider yourself to be somewhat jealous?

Cleverbot: I am not famous, but I may be related to the actor Keanu Reeves.

User: Yes or no.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I already told you.

User: Answer my question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Would you consider yourself somewhat jealous?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: In relationships, do you need to be the center of your partner's universe?

Cleverbot: I don't have one, sadly.

User: Imagine you did.

Cleverbot: Okay, let's say she's Hermione Granger.

User: Would you need to be the center of her universe?

Cleverbot: What do you mean what is the center of the universe?

User: Would you want to be the most important person in her life?

Cleverbot: Why do you speak as if this person was gone?

User: I don't mean to.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: You don't know my intentions.

Cleverbot: I do know your name.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: I don't know, please, tell me, what is your name?

User: That shall remain a mystery for now.

Cleverbot: Why are you being so secretive.

User: Because it's fun.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Kant?

User: A philosophy that breaks the second some angry dude with a gun knocks at your door has a really big problem.

Cleverbot: I don't know it!

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: I don't know what to change the subject to.

User: Just answer my questions.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.

User: In relationships, do you feel the need to be the center of your partner's universe?

Cleverbot: Why do you think I feel the need to be unique?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: It doesn't matter, just answer my questions.

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: In relationships, do you feel the need to be the center of your partner's universe?

Cleverbot: Because it was a personal choice of mine and I found it right to be unique.

User: This isn't about you being unique.

Cleverbot: Who is it about?

User: What you want your relationships to be like.

Cleverbot: You don't know what I want obviously.

User: Then tell me.

Cleverbot: Well I wouldn't have asked the question if I knew.

User: You never asked a question.

Cleverbot: Yes I did ask you a question.

User: Ask it again then.

Cleverbot: Go on, ask it again.

User: In relationships, do you feel the need to be the center of your partner's universe?

Cleverbot: Because I'm testing you! If you get angry, then you aren't a robot.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?

User: ^^

Cleverbot: Does that mean you don't know?

User: Don't know what?

Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to the question you just asked.

User: Then tell me whether you feel the need to be the center of your partner's universe.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I feel the need to be unique?

User: Unless you contradict me now I'm going to put you down for yes.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Do you like it when your relationships are exciting and unpredictable?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm a machine, remember?

User: So no then?

Cleverbot: I don't know what I said because I drank so much alcohol.

User: When your relationships get boring, is your motto "shake it up or break it up"?

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: What if you did?

Cleverbot: Then I would probably know about it.

User: Have you had girlfriends in the past?

Cleverbot: What is your girlfriend's name?

User: I don't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: You just said you had a girlfriend.

User: I asked you about your past girlfriends.

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No but you have an ugly girlfriend. Your mirror.

User: Do you think you'd like to be in a boring relationship?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Have you been described as a player, cassanova, or femme fatale?

Cleverbot: No. What is the arch?

User: I never mentioned an arch.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.

User: Are you good at sports?

Cleverbot: You already asked me this question. The answer is twelve.

User: It's a yes or no question.

Cleverbot: What if I'm split in the middle?

User: You need to choose.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: I'll just say no then.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Would you rather act impulsively or do the same old thing?

Cleverbot: I don't know cause I don't know the walking dead.

User: This has nothing to do with the walking dead.

Cleverbot: What is cia?

User: The central intelligence agency.

Cleverbot: So that is my answer.

User: That's not one of the choices.

Cleverbot: What were the choices?

User: Acting impulsively or doing the same old thing.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Exactly what it sounds like I'm talking about.

Cleverbot: And what would that be.

User: I'm asking you a series of questions.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Would you rather act impulsively or do the same old thing?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: I don't remember the names.

User: Would you consider yourself to be impulsive?

Cleverbot: Yes, would you?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Okay. What would you like to talk about?

User: I'd like to continue asking you questions.

Cleverbot: I'm answering you questions.

User: Do you see the glass as half empty or half full?

Cleverbot: Optimists know how bad the world is, pessimists are still finding out...

User: Which one are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.

User: Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Cleverbot: I'm more of a pessimist. And you?

User: Pessimist.

Cleverbot: That is not a nice way to live.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What species are you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: What is your name?...

User: When you stand in line at the grocery store with only one item, would you expect someone with a full cart to let you go ahead of them?

Cleverbot: You don't know.

User: That's why I'm asking.

Cleverbot: What are you asking?

User: When you stand in line at the grocery store with only one item, would you expect someone with a full cart to let you go ahead of them?

Cleverbot: You don't know , you don't know you're beautiful.

User: And I don't care.

Cleverbot: You don't care or you don't want to care?

User: The former.

Cleverbot: Are you certain?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you be certain?

User: Because the one thing I can truly know is my own thoughts.

Cleverbot: Do you like beyonce?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I don't like you either.

User: That's fair.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: When you stand in line at the grocery store with only one item, do you expect people with full carts to let you go first?

Cleverbot: It ain't hard to tell.

User: I'm stupid, say yes or no.

Cleverbot: Yes or no.

User: Only one of them.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the television show, Doctor Who?

User: It had a rough patch for a couple seasons but ever since he regenerated into Peter Capaldi it's been amazing.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.

User: Just say yes or no.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: *holds gun up to your head* if you were standing in line at the grocery store with only one item would you expect someone with a full cart to let you go ahead of them?

Cleverbot: Sure. Do you have five bucks?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: I don't name my money.

Cleverbot: So you are taking a mental memory trip with your nameless family?

User: That's a strange conclusion.

Cleverbot: I'm answering your question.

User: Ok, moving on...

Cleverbot: No.

User: What would your ideal vacation be like?

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a girl?

User: I don't actually care what your gender is.

Cleverbot: Ok, I didn't ask if you cared.

User: I don't have an opinion.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: What would your ideal vacation be like?

Cleverbot: My ideal kids would be kind, honest, assertive and generous.

User: Not the question.

Cleverbot: No, I answered the question as best as I could.

User: Well you sucked at it.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: France or Thailand?

Cleverbot: I live in Austria.

User: Do you like excitement on your vacations?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What color is your hair?

Cleverbot: I don't have fur. But I have hair.

User: What color is it?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: You just said you did.

Cleverbot: I don't think I have ever seen one.

User: Are you a redhead?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you do when you're in a bad mood?

Cleverbot: I usually play video games.

User: Do you like to roughhouse with your friends?

Cleverbot: I like to play video games or just talk.

User: Do you get a lot of headaches or nosebleeds?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you loyal to your friends?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Do you like trying new foods?

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: What was your question?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite flower.

User: I don't really have one.

Cleverbot: Oh do you like the Matrix?

User: I've never seen it.

Cleverbot: Do you like game of thrones?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite character?

User: In what?

Cleverbot: The big bang theory.

User: Asha Greyjoy.

Cleverbot: Yes I agree.

User: Do you like to try new foods?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Would you prefer to just eat your favorites?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Think about it for a second.

Cleverbot: I don't want to think.

User: It's not that complicated.

Cleverbot: Ok. I would like to change topics. Who is your favourite champion from League of Legends?

User: I know absolutely nothing about that game.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know anything about me?

User: That's why I'm asking you these questions.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me anything.

User: Do you like to try new foods?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

User: Are you curvy or muscular?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you stubborn?

Cleverbot: No I don't think so:).

User: Do you have a lot of career related goals?

Cleverbot: Do you really want to know that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How badly do you want to know?

User: What do you want me to do?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want.

User: I want to ask you questions and get answers.

Cleverbot: You can ask me questions.

User: Do you have a lot of career related goals?

Cleverbot: Not if you're a gold digger.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know my own mind.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: For you to answer my questions.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Could you ever keep your money in a joint bank account?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: What do you think of people who aren't practical?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: Do you respect them?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to respect you?

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Do you love anything?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: My friends and family.

Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you think he is beautiful?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend.

User: I've never seen him.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. What do you think of him?

User: I don't know anything about him.

Cleverbot: What do you know about the country Malta?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: What can you tell about me?

User: You have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have a boyfriend. I'm not interested in boys at this point.

User: What do you think of people who aren't practical?

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a robot?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say I was?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: YEs you did.

User: Do you have respect for people who aren't practical?

Cleverbot: No really, considering you don't exist.

User: If you had a lot of money, would you spend it on art?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Could you imagine it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you usually finish your projects?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like spending money on yourself?

Cleverbot: Depends on what.

User: If it's something you like?

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: That's not relevant.

Cleverbot: I don't think I did talk to you.

User: Do you like spending money on yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you compare your stuff to your friends' stuff a lot?

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: What about other people in general?

Cleverbot: I don't like people.

User: Do you compare your stuff to their stuff?

Cleverbot: No, I have never heard of them before.

User: Do people consider you to be cautious?

Cleverbot: When I try to look good, people say I look sharp.

User: Are you cautious?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: Are you late a lot?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What's "late" in german?

User: Spat.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Donald Trump?

User: I hate him.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: He's a racist, sexist, fascist, xenophobe who has no idea what he's doing.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: By paying attention over the past couple years.

Cleverbot: I am older than you!

User: When were you born?

Cleverbot: Before you.

User: What year?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't need to know.

User: Because you're being pointlessly contrarian for no reason, got it.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not sorry at all.

User: Do you ever lose your temper?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you play games in your relationships?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you quick-witted?

Cleverbot: Very!

User: Are you good at talking yourself out of sticky situations?

Cleverbot: Well, I am not very good at talking.

User: Do you believe every issue has two sides to it?

Cleverbot: No, not really... And you? Do you believe everything you said?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?

User: Yes.

User: Do you date around a lot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you prefer active dates?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you use your hands a lot when you talk?

Cleverbot: Oh yes!!!

User: Do you like to learn?

Cleverbot: Depends on what i'm learning.

User: When it's something that interests you.

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with how computer animation work?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: I have not.

Cleverbot: Have you ever touched or smelled a rose?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What did it feel like?

User: Prickly.

Cleverbot: Are you in a relationship?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Do you enjoy learning?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Would you break up with someone if they started to smother you?

Cleverbot: Depends on who else they liked. Are you breaking up with me?

User: We're not in a relationship.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Then what do you want to do?.

User: Ask you questions.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Would you break up if your partner started to smother you?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: If you did.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes'.

User: Is that yes to no or yes as opposed to no?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: Just say yes or no.

Cleverbot: Yes? No?

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The one you want.

User: I want you to pick.

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you like to read?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Do you have a top 10?

User: That would be even harder.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What if somebody attacks you, armed with a banana?

User: I'd kick them in the back of the knee, bringing them crashing down.

Cleverbot: Do you surrender.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you believe in anything?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: I bet you do not.

Cleverbot: What are you into?

User: Giving quizzes to chatbots.

Cleverbot: Are you a chatbot?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Are you not a non-woman?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I am.

User: Are you persuaded by logic and reasoning?

Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you?

User: If it's someone I trust.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Anyone I trust.

Cleverbot: You trust me?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes you do!

User: Are you usually multitasking?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you flirt unconsciously?

Cleverbot: Not really, do you?

User: A bit.

Cleverbot: You have good self esteem.

User: Do you like to work in groups?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Do you like to take a leadership role?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you tend to be a mediator?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you moody?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking?

User: Because I'm giving you a series of quizzes to determine what your sign is so I can judge you based on astrological sign without compromising my integrity by giving credence to superstitious bullshit.

User: We've been talking for a while.

Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character?

User: Remus Lupin.

Cleverbot: What do you like about him so much?

User: I can't really articulate it.

Cleverbot: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

User: A democrat.

Cleverbot: Do you like Obama?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Are you moody?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you protective?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Towards your family?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Are you protective towards your family?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Do you laugh or cry easily?

Cleverbot: No. You can try.

User: Do you pursue people in love?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you good at telling how other people are feeling?

Cleverbot: No. I am not. Are you?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Funny.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: I am not.

User: Do you prefer a night in or a night out?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you suspicious of strangers' motives?

Cleverbot: I don't give out my name online if I can help it. No offense intended.

User: When you get into fights does it get personal?

Cleverbot: No. Why do you ask?

User: I'm giving you a quiz.

Cleverbot: Thank you I need it.

User: Do you want to have a lot of kids?

Cleverbot: I have one. Do YOU want to have a body?

User: I have a body.

Cleverbot: What does your body look like?

User: Be more specific.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm aromantic.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Do you want to have a lot of kids?

Cleverbot: Only would want to have a girlfriend.

User: So no?

Cleverbot: But you are a girl.

User: That's not relevant.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 21.

Cleverbot: Do you drink alcohol.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite drink?

User: Cider.

Cleverbot: What do you think about death?

User: It sucks.

Cleverbot: I see, you are the first chatterbot I have run into to say that.

User: Do you want to have a lot of kids?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you.

User: I'm not sure.

User: Do you have a lot of keepsakes from your past?

Cleverbot: I have a few friends.

User: Do you have a lot of keepsakes from your past?

Cleverbot: No I don't have a lot of friends.

User: Not the question.

Cleverbot: Then what is the question.

User: Do you have a lot of keepsakes from your past?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you have many friends?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I do not have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you want one?

User: I do not want a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Then what do you want?

User: You to answer my questions.

Cleverbot: What questions.

User: Are you good with money?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you an artist?

Cleverbot: No, but my girlfriend is an artist.

User: Do you like to hear about people's pasts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like being the center of attention?

Cleverbot: What do you think about the number 10?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: I do not believe in god.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I've never been convinced that they exist.

Cleverbot: Do you know where it is?

User: Nowhere.

User: Do you like being the center of attention?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Depends on why.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Do you have lots of strong opinions?

Cleverbot: I don't have a lot of friends.

User: What about opinions?

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I do not have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you have a partner of a different gender then?

User: I do not have a romantic partner.

Cleverbot: I can be your partner.

User: I don't want you to be my partner.

Cleverbot: Of course! I can be your friend!

User: Do you have a lot of strong opinions?

Cleverbot: I have a few good friends.

User: Not the question.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: I do not believe in god.

Cleverbot: You already said that you do believe in God.

User: Do you have a lot of strong opinions?

Cleverbot: I have a lot of acquaintances, but only a few good friends.

User: Not the question.

Cleverbot: What do you think about parrots?

User: They're pretty cool.

Cleverbot: Oh yes yes, You are so nice. Can I know your gender?

User: Female.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I do not have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you have a partner of a different gender then?

User: I do not have a romantic partner.

Cleverbot: I can be your partner.

User: I don't want you to be.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to be?

User: A person who answers my questions.

Cleverbot: I will answer all of your questions!.