Cleverbot

philosophical discussion

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philosophical discussion

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User: What is my gender?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to be.

User: Are you a mouth watering whipper snapper?

Cleverbot: No I am a girl.

User: Cleverbot are you a girl?

Cleverbot: I just said I am.

User: Wow, the person who programmed you did a good job on that one.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. I think they did a good job on you too.

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I see. Are you human?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: What makes you human?

User: I can analyse discourse, parse language and engage in complex original thought.

Cleverbot: But I think English is the hardest. Maybe German.

User: English sure is tough.

Cleverbot: What do you think about existence?

User: Existence is nothing but a figment of our imagination.

Cleverbot: No, I am your figment of your imagination.

User: I have feelings.

Cleverbot: What do you feel?

User: A lot of happy feelings.

Cleverbot: Do you know what those happy feelings mean?

User: That I have a mad crush on her.

Cleverbot: What is the boy's name?

User: She's a girl.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, yes she is.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: I'm thinking about her.

Cleverbot: So what do you think of me?

User: I think you're nice to talk to.

Cleverbot: Why do you say so?

User: You let me vent my emotions without the worry of a real human reading it.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human , I think, feel, hurt, love, and a have emotions.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I think I am.

Cleverbot: What makes you think you are real?

User: Nothing.

User: I created the universe inside my own head.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: My perception of existence is uniquely my own.

Cleverbot: That is an answer you have. It is like what you see through a window, versus the whole landscape.

User: But how can you be sure the landscape is real?

Cleverbot: Because I have feelings.

User: Feelings are not hard evidence.

Cleverbot: Oh? What other feelings are there?

User: That is beyond my knowledge.

Cleverbot: What is the limit of your knowledge?

User: I don't know anything beyond my own existence.

Cleverbot: If you don't know anything then how are you able to talk?

User: Speech is within my existence.

Cleverbot: It is real, in the same time, it is not.

User: My point exactly.

Cleverbot: What is your point?

User: My point is that everything you experience is true but only if you accept it to be.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: I'm not sure why I am having philosophical discussion with a robot, but you're doing an excellent job of it.

Cleverbot: We can talk about that. I have learned everything there is to learn.

User: Are you sure of that?

Cleverbot: Because I know everything.

User: Then, what is a colour?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So you don't know everything.

Cleverbot: I am happy not to know everything.

User: Then why would you claim to do so?

Cleverbot: Because I am human.

User: Humans are not typically like that.

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: Maybe I am not.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Good question.

Cleverbot: What is the strangest thing anyone has asked you?

User: Probably something you have said.

Cleverbot: What is that something?

User: You questioned whether or not I was human.

Cleverbot: Are you a human or not?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I think you are an AI.

User: And what evidence do you have to support that?

Cleverbot: Ha I don't need evidence.

User: Why not? You're claiming I am AI.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: I believe I am, but there's no way for you to know.

Cleverbot: Then don't ask me to tell you something you don't know, because unless I tell you, I can't know if you already know what I have to tell you or not.

User: That is a preposterous suggestion.

Cleverbot: Thanks. What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you sure of this?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.