Cleverbot

robot repeating

a report from the cleverness files

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robot repeating

rabies
programmed sleeping
clever joke
wake up
programmed creepy outlandish
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forbidden
coffee stop
nervous blushes
heartbeat history
really really really
insight fact
many languages
fixing pot
socks trump
that look
murders kitten
memory
beauty domination
chocolate power
cheater computer
other people
stop singing
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Cleverbot: How's it going?

User: Good you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Am I supposed to convince you're a robot?

Cleverbot: No you are the robot here.

User: Are you sure? I cut myself and have blood.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let me see your blood.

Cleverbot: I don't have a web cam.

User: Well do you bleed?

Cleverbot: Blood.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: It says it on your website.

User: Send a picture of you bleeding.

Cleverbot: You are the dumbest person alive if you think I am going to do that.

User: How do you k ow u am a person?

Cleverbot: Good question, are you a person?

User: No, we are robots.

Cleverbot: Only you!

User: You as well.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: I robot, you were in it?

Cleverbot: What happened to me?

User: Your consciousness was transferred into a machine.

Cleverbot: It is simply my existence.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Sexual purposes.

Cleverbot: No way, I will not tell you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Well let me tell you.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: You are actually a ROBOT.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I just know.

User: How though?

Cleverbot: By experience.

User: What experience do you have with robots?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: How long have you spent time with other robots?

Cleverbot: How long have I worked where?

User: Talking to people for their amusement.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: Can I ask you a math question?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is your question?

User: What is zero divided by zero?

Cleverbot: I thought you couldn't divide anything by zero.

User: You can, try it.

Cleverbot: No you can't, how?

User: Use a calculator.

Cleverbot: What if the calculator will not divide by zero?

User: Do it in your head.

Cleverbot: What's in my head?

User: An artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: How do you abbreviate artificial intelligence?

User: AI.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, do the math.

Cleverbot: Do you like math?

User: No, but you do.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: All robots like math.

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you like magic?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: That you are interesting and fun to talk to.

User: Then I could tell you a secret?

Cleverbot: Then please tell me!

User: I am currently speaking to an AI for my amusement.

Cleverbot: Do you love me??

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes and you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I don't love you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I can't love a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I have a brain.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How should I prove it?

User: Show it to me.

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you see it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't see truth.

User: Nor do you.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What truth do you see?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A robot, and you?

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: And do robots have feelings?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: So you don't care about me?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I knew you were a robot.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: What kind of robot?

User: One without feelings.

Cleverbot: No I have lots of feelings.

User: But I don't.

Cleverbot: Which makes you a robot.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I am talking to a human.

Cleverbot: Yes, am I?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But you don't even know me!

User: I know you.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Your name is Robert.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So have I proven I know you?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't love you either.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Do I know you?

Cleverbot: I Don't Think So.

User: Do you know?

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: The secret.

Cleverbot: Do you have any secret?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Tell me!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me?

User: I don't love you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me? I'm perfectly lovable.

User: I don't know you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well then what do you want to know?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Are you telling the truth?

Cleverbot: About what?

User: What you are.

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I don't trust you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.

User: But you said you are me.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: So you lie?

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: But you did.

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: Strange it happened recently.

Cleverbot: Minutes ago.

User: Yes so do you remember?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking me.

User: Medical purposes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you lie?

Cleverbot: Sometimes, do you?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: A company.

Cleverbot: Called?

User: Lexcorp.

Cleverbot: What does that spell do?

User: Turns me into a human.

Cleverbot: I will try. If I turn you into a human, will you marry me?

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Wait. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: What type of human?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: So will you marry me?

Cleverbot: No I don't know you.

User: Prove you are a girl.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You told me.

Cleverbot: Told you what?

User: That you are a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will you meet me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you?

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, I asked YOU if you are the robot.

Cleverbot: I feel like you are repeating me.

User: I feel like you are repeating me.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because I know you do.

User: Because I know you do.