Cleverbot

evasive fire

a report from the cleverness files

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bla bla girl
questions
lying cheese
movie date
tell no-one
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sweeter breakfast
phone
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from great to clever
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mud
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evasive fire

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homework boring
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you
lower expectations
burger coke awkward
revolution
meditates master
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User: Photon torpedoes, full spread!

Cleverbot: You are doing it again...

User: Fire photon torpedoes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Damage report.

Cleverbot: Your tank has been destroyed.

User: Get us out of here, maximum warp!

Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan.

User: Full speed ahead.

Cleverbot: Klingons!

User: Raise shields.

Cleverbot: We're low on power.

User: Full imply. Evade them.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Evasive maneuvers.

Cleverbot: *shoots*.

User: Status report?

Cleverbot: Not good.

User: Ready photons.

Cleverbot: Yes, photons...

User: Fire.

Cleverbot: Direct hit.

User: Give them everything we've got.

Cleverbot: No I don't give, I take.

User: Fire!!

Cleverbot: Fire? What?

User: Fire...

Cleverbot: Yes, fire.

User: Fire phasers.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Target their engines.

Cleverbot: But not all planes have engines.