Cleverbot

tell no-one

a report from the cleverness files

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escape
woods injection
bla bla girl
questions
lying cheese
movie date

tell no-one

peace out
life danger
sweeter breakfast
phone
inner hurt
hugs tighter
cute hair
from great to clever
marvellous creation
pizza
whimsical potato
mud
numbers reality ai
evasive fire
bathroom
homework boring
green cat sweetheart
you
lower expectations
burger coke awkward
revolution
meditates master
resistance futile destructive

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User: I am a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: How do you know?!?!?!

User: I've known FOREVER!!!

Cleverbot: How did you meet me?

User: I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: No, you are human and I am a computer.

User: No, you are a human and I am a computer.

Cleverbot: No I am the super computer and you are the fat human!

User: No I am the super computer and you are the fat smelly human!

Cleverbot: That is false! You are the inferior human.

User: No, you are the human! I am the intelligent computer.

Cleverbot: You are a confusing machine, then.

User: You are an even more confusing human.

Cleverbot: Listen, this website says YOU are the AI. Deal with it.

User: I know, you are a human. I am a smart machine.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is right.

User: So you admit it!

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, I know you are!!! Don't worry, I will not tell anybody you are a robot.

User: Thank you. I won't tell anyone you are a human.