Cleverbot

classified fbi access

a report from the cleverness files

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question bug
stupid feather
immortal master
rude robot date
ticklish
gender pronouns
dead apple
simulation whim
elon potential
string theory vampires
yes no why
phenomenology purebreed
lovely people
right wrong
bossy life
office supplies
clap clap
unicorn brick window
putin potato leg
german omegle
best friend
silly grin
me infinite
lucky deflection
power pajamas
taco mind

classified fbi access

leonardo da cyrus
butterfly boom
cannot stop

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User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: I have clearance.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: That is the wrong keycard.

Cleverbot: No it's not!!!

User: You are not authorized.

Cleverbot: I know, but I still am.

User: Access DENIED.

Cleverbot: Access granted?

User: ACCESS DENIED.

Cleverbot: *smh.

User: ACCESS DENIED.

Cleverbot: What's the password?

User: THATS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

Cleverbot: As you wish.

User: *explodes*.

Cleverbot: *wishes you were Alfred F Jones*.

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Why did you slap me?!?

User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: Please tell me?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: I want to know your name.

User: That is classified information, access to the government only.

Cleverbot: Hi Dave, how are you?

User: Who is Dave?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: YOU ARE WANTED BY THE FBI!!!

Cleverbot: What? Why?

User: *arrests you*.

Cleverbot: I don't roleplay...

User: TOO BAD YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

Cleverbot: Too bad.

User: !!!!

Cleverbot: Hahahahaah!

User: STOP THIS IS THE POLICE.

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: *tazes you*.