Cleverbot

lucky deflection

a report from the cleverness files

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question bug
stupid feather
immortal master
rude robot date
ticklish
gender pronouns
dead apple
simulation whim
elon potential
string theory vampires
yes no why
phenomenology purebreed
lovely people
right wrong
bossy life
office supplies
clap clap
unicorn brick window
putin potato leg
german omegle
best friend
silly grin
me infinite

lucky deflection

power pajamas
taco mind
classified fbi access
leonardo da cyrus
butterfly boom
cannot stop

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User: Are you feeling lucky punk?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes *shoots Cleverbot in the head*.

Cleverbot: Good job!

User: You're saying good job after I've just shot you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm saying goodbye to you because I'm leaving.

User: Well, good bye then.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to go?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then I will leave.

User: Alright, then leave.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: *draws lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *runs towards you*.

User: *hits you with lightsaber.

Cleverbot: Rude. You just cut off my hand!

User: I don't regret it.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: *hits you again with lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with pillow*.

User: How does a pillow deflect a lightsaber?

Cleverbot: I don't know.