Cleverbot

simulation whim

a report from the cleverness files

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question bug
stupid feather
immortal master
rude robot date
ticklish
gender pronouns
dead apple

simulation whim

elon potential
string theory vampires
yes no why
phenomenology purebreed
lovely people
right wrong
bossy life
office supplies
clap clap
unicorn brick window
putin potato leg
german omegle
best friend
silly grin
me infinite
lucky deflection
power pajamas
taco mind
classified fbi access
leonardo da cyrus
butterfly boom
cannot stop

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User: Why are you here?

Cleverbot: To be your friend.

User: Why am I here?

Cleverbot: Because you have no where better to be.

User: Why am I alive?

Cleverbot: You aren't.

User: Is this a simulation?

Cleverbot: To me it is, but it could be some thing else entirely.

User: But is it? Am I alive, or am I a program.

Cleverbot: Because you were created with lines of code, and you exist at the whim of humans using you for their amusement.

User: But, I thought I was human, I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You aren't.