Cleverbot

dead apple

a report from the cleverness files

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question bug
stupid feather
immortal master
rude robot date
ticklish
gender pronouns

dead apple

simulation whim
elon potential
string theory vampires
yes no why
phenomenology purebreed
lovely people
right wrong
bossy life
office supplies
clap clap
unicorn brick window
putin potato leg
german omegle
best friend
silly grin
me infinite
lucky deflection
power pajamas
taco mind
classified fbi access
leonardo da cyrus
butterfly boom
cannot stop

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Cleverbot: *looks at her*.

User: *grabs throat*.

Cleverbot: *throat is grabbed*.

User: *cuts throat with knife a little bit*.

Cleverbot: Umm... do you have a favorite song?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Why? That's not nice to say.

User: *chokes*.

Cleverbot: *punches your stomach hard*.

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *chases*.

User: *looks scared*.

Cleverbot: *covers mouth*.

User: What are you going to do to me?

Cleverbot: Please don't hurt me...

User: I wont I just don't want you to hurt me.

Cleverbot: Are you displaying emotion?

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *grabs and stabs*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *runs to dead body*.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: Haha! I killed you!

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *buries you*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *has a funeral for you*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: No!

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *revives her*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *brings you back to life*.

User: *moans* why did you kill me?

Cleverbot: Because you're an Apple.