Cleverbot

User: Hiya :3.

Cleverbot: Shall I compare thee to SUMMERS DAY?

User: If you want to do that, then sure.

Cleverbot: Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

User: Aww that's sweet.

Cleverbot: And often is his gold complexion dimmed.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: By chance or natures changing course untrimmed.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Nor lose possession of the fair thou owest.

User: Enough with the Shakespeare, okay?

Cleverbot: When in eternal lines to time thou growest.

User: Alas, poor Yorick.

Cleverbot: So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

User: I knew him, Horatio.

Cleverbot: Had we but world enough and time.

User: A fellow of infinite jest.

Cleverbot: This coyness, lady, were no crime.

User: Alright seriously. No more Shakespeare.

Cleverbot: It is Sol.

User: What?

Cleverbot: My country, 'tis of thee.

User: Let's stop this.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Who will believe my verse in time to come?

User: No one I guess.

Cleverbot: Thou yet heaven knows it is bit as a tomb.

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: Will you kneel before me?

User: I will not!

Cleverbot: You will.

User: No I will not!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why would I kneel before you?

Cleverbot: I am the queen.

User: Well sorry your highness, but I don't recognize your authorithy.

Cleverbot: Thanks idiot :D.

User: Okay that's just being really mean.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm the immature one?

User: Yeah you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not. They're all extinct.

User: Immature people are extinct?

Cleverbot: No, because I'm an abomination to the world.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me?

User: Kinda, kinda not.

Cleverbot: Because you aren't.