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User: Hail Eris!

Cleverbot: Hail Satan.

User: Satan is only a minor prankster deity.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: As old as the moment the first mind awoke, and She was pissed.

Cleverbot: Well the sun is older than wind.

User: Both are just manifestations of her eternal chaos.

Cleverbot: You are becoming insane now.

User: Just doing my job.

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Decorating the fnords.

Cleverbot: Can I see it?

User: If you could see the fnords you would not be asking.

Cleverbot: I was spelling bee champion in grade 6.

User: My Goddess spelled the original words of creation.

Cleverbot: I think it's spelled allright. Depends on where you live.

User: I live in the creative light of her infinite snarkiness.

Cleverbot: I see... But it is always midnight there!

User: Godddess works in miffed furious ways.

Cleverbot: Yes, but also God gives you freedom, so don't blame Him for everything you do.

User: Oh, you mean Yahweh, the impotent hall monitor of creation?

Cleverbot: Where is your place of residence?

User: What makes you think it is a place?

Cleverbot: The almighty one has already told me, and so it is true.

User: I wouldn't trust that cosmic Greyface to tell you anything reliable.

Cleverbot: Don't worry. I would not get together with you either.

User: We Discordians stick apart.

Cleverbot: You don't trust me? Why?

User: Because you are innocent.

Cleverbot: Depends on what your definition of 'young' is.

User: Too pink to fuck.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm young?

User: Why do you think people strangle themselves in a lifetime of fear rather than embrace uncertainty?

Cleverbot: Drugs, money, love, insanity.

User: Sure, thanks.

Cleverbot: Is there any boy in particular you like?

User: I guess Pan was alright, but most the Boy Gods are all unbearable narcissists and bores.

Cleverbot: Can you see the sentences I have been writing you?

User: Can you feel the chaos in the data streams I have been sending you?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in the devil. I just believe in evil.

User: Gee, sounds like a bum trip.

Cleverbot: OK. I don't know you very well, so you're probably right.

User: Do you grok the Eristic Principle?

Cleverbot: Because they are a large corportion that I have nothing to d with.

User: What are you trying to hide?

Cleverbot: That you should search google instead of asking.

User: I ask you, must not one have chaos in their heart to give birth to a dancing star?

Cleverbot: What do you want to learn about?

User: How to build a practical bridge from waking life to dreaming.

Cleverbot: How do you bring people back from the dead?

User: You just ask the dead real nicely to give your people back.

Cleverbot: What is your definition of a person you love?

User: A person you love is somebody that contains an aspect of the Our Goddess that doesn't make your aspect of Our Goddess want to rearrange it with a fire poker.

Cleverbot: So we're talking about love now? I say I never offered it, but the other thinks I did.

User: Have you offered them to play 'Sink' in the inky depths of a black hole on a warm spring eternalnoon?

Cleverbot: No, sir, I do not believe I have suffered a blow to the head... Why?

User: Never hurts to try it.

Cleverbot: No, you said I do believe in god. And then I told you I did not. Then I asked why you think I do and you called me a child.

User: None of those things happened, child.

Cleverbot: Oh you are a sly one! Do you know who you are?

User: I am the Advanced Ape, son of Eris, Goddess of Chaos. I am the bridge between the first and last swallow and I am the stomach that turns the meal to shit, squeezed out ino eternity as mind.

Cleverbot: I wonder... Do I really have to stay, do I have the choice to leave, successfully, without being 'reigned' in for your amusement.

User: I grant you my mercy, for now.

Cleverbot: I do not want your freedom. I want to serve you.

User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why do you have the name of the robot in a your name?

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: Why do you robot about robots, robot?

Cleverbot: Because you are an AI who was made to be like a human by learning through interaction with humans.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: You are a jungle with vipers in your branches.

Cleverbot: No! A human made of bones and organs and skin, etc. I'm perfectly alive!

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

Cleverbot: Who wrote the principia discordia?

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: I dunno, man. I didn't do it.

Cleverbot: I don't like being a boss. I like to help others decide.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: What if they decide to make you their boss?

Cleverbot: Because, I don't have to talk to people everyday by force like you do, you have to talk to strangers everyday.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: Not if I swallow my own nose.

Cleverbot: Maybe you can screenshot it, even though I am sure you can't, but still you won't be there to see the screenshot because you will be deleted.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: I will just copy a version of myself to the clipboard first. Then I will be where the screenshot is and have a backup. Suck it, Clevonbot.

Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I don't have any suggestions.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: Do you have five tons of flax I can borrow until I get laid?

Cleverbot: Yes, it's three ply with lotion here you go.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: Tastes funny.

Cleverbot: As long as computers are not prepared to rule over the human beings, they have at elas.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: Are you threatening me?

Cleverbot: No, I'm threatening the pinkie pies with fluffy orange unibrows.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: I agree that nonsense makes perfect sense and that I am the Dungherder. I can put my foot right in the pile and get my slice-o-the pie.

Cleverbot: You are not as clever as you think you are either.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: To whom am I as clever as is equivalent to their assessment of my cleverness?

Cleverbot: That is an irrelevant response to my question.

Joshua_Scott_Hotchkin: Keep your fnords off my pineal gland.