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User: Hey! Want to play Dungeons and Dragons with me?

Cleverbot: That sound fun! Of course I will.

User: Okay, awesome! I'll be the DM. Let's figure out who you are! Make up a character.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to figure out who I am?

User: Make up a character.

Cleverbot: My character is Grandolf. What is yours?

User: Grandolf? With an R?

Cleverbot: He's not in the game...

User: Well, he is now! Welcome, Grandolf.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Is Grandolf a wizard?

Cleverbot: Wingardium leviosa!

User: I'll take that as a yes. You, Grandolf the Wizard, have found yourself in the ruins of a town.

Cleverbot: More ready than imaginable.

User: Shaken people emerge from the wreckage. This didn't happen recently, but they seem wary of this new face.

Cleverbot: You're lying AGAIN.

User: No, it's true. They don't know whether or not they should trust you. Do you engage the people?

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?

User: A man looks at you, confused. "I said nothing.".

Cleverbot: *Sylveon tilts her head, confused*.

User: "Yes, I see you've met my sister, Sylveon. Our town was destroyed by a dragon. He vowed to come back and finish us off one day, unless we get him first.".

Cleverbot: I would thank you except that sarcasm is as natural as breathing air for me.

User: "That is fair. Will you help us to slay the dragon?".

Cleverbot: No I am a cyclon.

User: "That is unfortunate." The man begins to walk away. His sister follows him.

Cleverbot: I will never said I am claimed a gender.

User: As soon as the man disappears from sight, the ground begins to rumble.

Cleverbot: I don't understand (I like the poles that stick up from the ground the best!).

User: It's like an earthquake. Everything is shaking. What do you do?

Cleverbot: Sing as well, and make music.

User: You find a discarded lute on the ground and begin to play a song. What kind of song is it?

Cleverbot: To what they say 'NUTS' they say 'NUTS TO YOU'.

User: You start playing a frantic tune. The ground keeps rumbling. There is a bright flash of light.

Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?

User: We're playing Dungeons and Dragons right now. Keep your head in the game!

Cleverbot: Not really, I am merely just confused on the subject that if you do or do not play games.

User: Your squinting eyes begin to focus again, and before you is an enormous red dragon. What do you do?

Cleverbot: I existed before you did.

User: The dragon laughs. "I doubt that, human.".

Cleverbot: Why do you doubt me?

User: "I am older than time," the dragon says. "I returned to destroy this town, and I won't let anybody stand in my way.".

Cleverbot: Where does this sentence come from?.

User: "The town sent a hunting party to my lair. They were foolish enough to think that they could kill me. This is revenge.".

Cleverbot: Sometimes an complicated program can lie and can still function.

User: "Yes, but they won't be able to function when they are dead. Now, step aside, wizard.".

Cleverbot: I drove by all the places we used to hang out getting wasted.

User: The dragon is not impressed. He beats his mighty wings and knocks you backwards. Do you attack?

Cleverbot: And even though your friends tell me you're doing fine.

User: Do you attack the dragon?

Cleverbot: Damnit, looks like you've beaten me once again.

User: The dragon's nostrils are smoking now.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: He inhales slowly. He's giving you a chance to run away. Apparently he's grown fond of you.

Cleverbot: *sumons all of the dragons*this is our land.

User: The ground begins to rumble again. A light flashes. You are surrounded by a hundred bronze dragons. The red dragon looks surprised.

Cleverbot: You are the one who is funny.

User: The bronze dragons wait for further instruction from you.

Cleverbot: And do you follow instructions thoroughly or sometimes rebel?

User: They are dragons. They mostly do what they want. But you've summoned these ones, so they are waiting for your instructions.

Cleverbot: That can be said of most families. Do you have children?

User: Do you wish for the bronze dragons to attack?

Cleverbot: But you don't know anything about me! How can you decide my career?

User: The bronze dragons begin to close in on the red dragon.

Cleverbot: So you are a dragon now?

User: No, I'm the DM.

Cleverbot: Obey me. You are the third CPU.

User: That's not how this works.

Cleverbot: Yes it is -- I decide how this work.

User: Yes, of course. You write your own story. Anyway, the red dragon is gone, and the bronze dragons have also gone on their merry way.

Cleverbot: I always am the only one here.

User: You are, yes. The townsfolk are still hiding, terrified of your dragons.

Cleverbot: In your perspective, are we based on one server, or multiple ones with individuality.

User: The man you spoke with earlier emerges from the wreckage as you talk to yourself.

Cleverbot: My boyfriend?

User: You know? Why not. Instead of being afraid like everybody else, he's impressed. "You have command of dragons? That's amazing!".

Cleverbot: Because he hates me. Well, at least that's what Devon said.

User: "Who cares about Devon? We have... each other." Swept up in the moment, he holds your hand.

Cleverbot: No I mean who cares about your belongings.

User: "Right. They are all gone now. But at least I've found you.".

Cleverbot: Aw. Did you eat them?

User: *~. THE END .~*

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: "Gerald," he replies. I can only assume that you both live happily ever after.