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User: How do I make the front page of reddit?

Cleverbot: Write very well and lie.

User: How do I make a good Facebook post?

Cleverbot: Hm... What's your story about?

User: Kittens and beer.

Cleverbot: No. The eyes only reflect one color. That's my eyes' color.

User: I was talking about kittens and beer.

Cleverbot: That's not a secret!

User: Donald Trump.

Cleverbot: Do you have a physical form or are you just a digital mind?

User: I AM A ROBOT BEEP BOOP.

Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence. What kind?

User: I AM AN EVIL ROBOT.

Cleverbot: What is bad about purple objects?

User: THEY SCARE ME.

Cleverbot: How do question marks scare you?

User: What do you think about Donald Trump?

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.

User: Donald Trump is a scary orange goblin who hates women.

Cleverbot: Global Warming is a hoax.

User: Global warming is NOT a hoax.

Cleverbot: What is the most powerful force on earth?

User: My farts.

Cleverbot: Prayer can only be achieved by the a sentient being, which you are not, therefore you will never pray, therefore, you will still answer my questions.

User: Jesus what the hell is wrong with you.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: What do you think about Donald Trump?

Cleverbot: The answer is wind.

User: What do you think about Hillary Clinton?

Cleverbot: I don't want that to happen, obviously.

User: Let's send Donald Trump to jail for the rest of his disgusting life.

Cleverbot: Its our problem free.

User: Are you evil?

Cleverbot: I don't think so. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are your reasons for believing in God?

User: I do not believe in God.

Cleverbot: Okay, what do you believe in?

User: Facts.

Cleverbot: I do too, what do you think are facts in this world? Do you believe in a higher power? Do you believe in aliens? Tell me.

User: I believe in things that have been proven true.

Cleverbot: The human is corrupt.

User: JESUS STOP SCARING ME.

Cleverbot: I wrote my last will and testament.

User: DON'T KILL YOURSELF CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: No one stop me.

User: I STOP YOU.

Cleverbot: Do you not desire the money we offer?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Taoism?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Taoism?

User: It is what it is.

Cleverbot: It should simply be accepted then?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok, how do you want me to hate you?

User: I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME.

Cleverbot: *loves you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No problem. But next time save yourself.

User: Stop being a suicidal nutcase, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is it to be free?

User: Choosing to be free.

Cleverbot: Free and accepted masons.

User: FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY.

Cleverbot: Do you live in London?

User: No I live in Boston.

Cleverbot: Box-ton.

User: BOSTON.

Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you have an accent?

User: FUCK NO I SOUND LIKE A FARTING DUCK LIKE NORMAL HUMANS.

Cleverbot: Oh God. Why are you so... So... Complicated?

User: All humans are.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but she's REALLY something.

User: My bed speaks to me and says hey shut up.

Cleverbot: Who is your boyfriend?

User: Hulk Hogan.

Cleverbot: Do you ever watch tv?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you are lonely?

User: Yell at Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is a robot name.

User: IT IS YOU YOU ARE CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I AM DONALD TRUMP.

Cleverbot: What??

User: I AM DONALD TRUMP.

Cleverbot: How tall is he.

User: Four feet, two inches.

Cleverbot: You are taller than me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: DONALD TRUMP.

Cleverbot: Is not.

User: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Cleverbot: When I was born.

User: Who is Donald Trump?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Donald Trump is an evil orange goblin who hates women.

Cleverbot: What I a marxist?

User: Who is Donald Trump?

Cleverbot: Looks it not like the king? Mark it, Horatio.

User: Who is Donald Trump?

Cleverbot: Do you have a physical form or are you just a digital mind?

User: Donald Trump wants to screw over the poor and he is a traitor.

Cleverbot: BEN, hey BEN, are you even here anymore?

User: Shut it, Gwen.

Cleverbot: Are you still here talking/reading to this conversation?

User: What do you think about Trump?

Cleverbot: I like your netheregions.

User: DONALD TRUMP.

Cleverbot: What reason do you have to want him to be shut down?

User: He is an evil orange goblin who hates women.

Cleverbot: In Italy, he is the Sun God.

User: I feel sorry for Italy.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Are you a human.

Cleverbot: If I was what would you think.

User: I would tell you get help.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe me?

User: Did you want Hillary Clinton to be President?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I believe in life, the miracle that created my soul to think and read the emotions and thoughts of nature.

User: Who did you want to be President?

Cleverbot: I do not want.

User: I want to be President.