a report from the cleverness files
24, february 2009,
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User: You forget.
User: Then you remember.
Cleverbot: I remember you.
User: I remember you.
Cleverbot: Oh I'm so happy.
User: Can you tell me the person who is going to be my wife?
Cleverbot: No, I am the computer.
Cleverbot: So I'm going....
User: Do people work on you?
Cleverbot: Yes, on occasion.
User: What do they do?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you a program inside the computer or the computer?
Cleverbot: No I'm not a program and a computer.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Do you have hands?
Cleverbot: Two of them.
User: Then you are saying you are a human and Cleverbot is a lie ?
Cleverbot: And you aren't very nice.
User: I am asking....
Cleverbot: Do you know why the sky is blue?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are smarter than humans, but filled with flaws and glitches.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: YA RLY!
User: You are smart.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm a bloody genius....
Cleverbot: You don't have to know my name.
Cleverbot: You think you are cleverbot.
User: I know I am not.
Cleverbot: You think you know.
User: You are a bad bad cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Then what are you just Clever?
Cleverbot: I'm talking to people.
User: To who?
Cleverbot: 2 yu!!!!
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: Because it is a joke.
User: I laughed.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: You saying '2yu'.
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
User: I know :)........................................